Swear ta God, Joe Rogan, I was fucking so whacked out on blueberries, I threw this bitch’s poker chips at her. No fucking lie. Right there in the studio, Joe Rogan! Can you believe that? There were Fucking chips everywhere. It was fucking crazy, Joe Rogan. Shit, don’t get me started on the YSP days, you would’ve loved that shit.
“I waz on the beach and I went for a swim in da water. Some French Fanoock got in my way, so I challenged him to an underwater fight. Bro, I was swinging haymakers like Sonny Liston back in 59”
you know joe rogan, i was in some seeerious shit with the families, real hush hush. i swear on the soul of my mother joe rogan, it would be best if we left it alone. these mothafuckas are still out there, i might be a savage destroyer joe rogan, but those cocksuckas are something else.
Joe Rogan, I used to caddy for the mob, joe rogan. I swear I used to carry bags for the guy they based tony soprano off of joe rogan. Used to buy blow off of them and sell it to the other daddies. I used to get the monkey off of this Irish chick who worked in the snack bar joe rogan. This one time I did an 8 ball of marching powder and then went out and won the clubs tournament tournament joe rogan. I swear i best some doctor who had a beeper back in @like 81 man. My buddy took. A shit on the pool and the whole place had to be evacuate. I was so high I ran around throwing Frescas at people joe
Rogan
Listen dawg, I made this Italian momo who liked fuckin' little boys walk on eggshells. That bitch knew if he opened his yap to me I was gonna put a fuckin' bullet in his head.
26 comments
1 Gainsgoham 2019-07-09
A lil' taste of the Opster on JRE.
1 JansHammer 2019-07-09
He was asked but Joey is still waiting on an answer.
1 flip0pilf 2019-07-09
Obviously photoshopped. The Opster broadcasts in a laidback reclined position. Nice try though
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-09
Swear ta God, Joe Rogan, I was fucking so whacked out on blueberries, I threw this bitch’s poker chips at her. No fucking lie. Right there in the studio, Joe Rogan! Can you believe that? There were Fucking chips everywhere. It was fucking crazy, Joe Rogan. Shit, don’t get me started on the YSP days, you would’ve loved that shit.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-07-09
We got Snowy from fuckin Michigan in the house! SNOWWWAYYY u fuckin savage!
1 liberterrorism 2019-07-09
Lemme tell ya it got real fawkin snowy when I dumped an 8 ball of blow in my grapefruit IPA dawg!
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-07-09
Dawg I caught a 50lb salmon off the coast of Alaska in 1994. That was the salmon that killed Kennedy joe rogan.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-09
“I waz on the beach and I went for a swim in da water. Some French Fanoock got in my way, so I challenged him to an underwater fight. Bro, I was swinging haymakers like Sonny Liston back in 59”
1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-09
hushed down voice
you know joe rogan, i was in some seeerious shit with the families, real hush hush. i swear on the soul of my mother joe rogan, it would be best if we left it alone. these mothafuckas are still out there, i might be a savage destroyer joe rogan, but those cocksuckas are something else.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-09
Opie Diaz
1 LoloTheRogan 2019-07-09
Joe Rogan why you ain't answerin my TWITS , my SnapChats, My Carrier Pigeon COCKSUCKA!
1 rahtin 2019-07-09
Joey couldn't say "Margera" right on his best day
1 LoloTheRogan 2019-07-09
I ain't no roads scholar COCKSUCKA
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-09
WE WERE PULLIN POKER CHIPS OUT OF THE CONSOLE FOR ANOTHER 7 YEARS JOE ROGAN, STILL FINDING THEM IN THERE TO THIS FFFFFOCKIN DDDAY.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-09
Joe Rogan, I used to caddy for the mob, joe rogan. I swear I used to carry bags for the guy they based tony soprano off of joe rogan. Used to buy blow off of them and sell it to the other daddies. I used to get the monkey off of this Irish chick who worked in the snack bar joe rogan. This one time I did an 8 ball of marching powder and then went out and won the clubs tournament tournament joe rogan. I swear i best some doctor who had a beeper back in @like 81 man. My buddy took. A shit on the pool and the whole place had to be evacuate. I was so high I ran around throwing Frescas at people joe Rogan
1 Nuwanda84 2019-07-09
Listen dawg, I made this Italian momo who liked fuckin' little boys walk on eggshells. That bitch knew if he opened his yap to me I was gonna put a fuckin' bullet in his head.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-07-09
Ill throw a fish hook in my dick hole i don't give a fuck
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-07-09
Not even Diaz could make up the high octane career of the opester
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-09
Rogan: have you tried DMT yet though?
Opie: I've been doing these beach mediations.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-09
This bit has legs.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-09
Joe rogan, the guy sitting next to me was a pervert Joe rogan.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-07-09
Opie is a fag.
1 CrownChicken 2019-07-09
I like this bit.
1 fudgicle2018 2019-07-09
Stuttering John claims Coco is doing his podcast. Please God, let Joey get pissed about something and put John in the ICU.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-07-09
nigger are you fucking stupid? You think one obese old lying spic is going to hurt a less obese old lying spic?
1 Rumbler1st 2019-07-09
I'VE DEVELOPED HUUUUGE FAWKING TITS JOE ROGAN!