Lunch = Comp’d

115  2019-07-09 by throwawayoanda2017

15 comments

Maybe they need a pedo spokesman like Subway had

“Hello I’m the brother of Anthony Cumia and I spend his money on Subway every day”

"My name is Jared. I used to be a fat fuck who wanted to fuck kids. Then I started eating Subway and got thin so Subway paid me enough money to go on Asian pederasty tours."

What if we're a fat fuck?

Lady Di could just show up

no way to talk about someone whos fighting for your freedom, young man

How can they park a naval vessel at a chic fil a?

They better make room for this American hero

Real talk: I would actually do this anyway, for Chick-fil-A.

They really do put the fags in their place, huh?

"What flavor beverage would you like?"

"Red"

I want some apple drink!

It's GREEN!

In this case I’m actually a jealous redittard

Not even a need to pay CASH.

What’s the joke here? Chik fil A does this all the time.