It’s 5 AM in New York. Ant’s been up for half an hour and has tweeted 5 times

98  2019-07-09 by DumbCowJoe

He’s having a great time. We hate that.

32 comments

PERFECT NIGHT!!!

its captain and coke tonight muted guy

He’s been awake, or hasn’t been to sleep yet?

Yeah that’s cute how OP thinks Nana is waking up at 4 AM.

Well there was an 8 hour gap since his last tweet and the only way that happens is when he slips into his nightly booze/Xanax coma.

There was probably a Columbo marathon on Hallmark

Just one more thing Mr Cumia, why did you deny using the egg Dani found?

My wife is a big fan of your work, me I'd switch off every time ya got that little slug guy getting all uppity about some breakfast order, but my wife, she'd listen on through to "Today I learned"

(I'd include a more recent show reference if I was a compound sub... I'm not. No one is are they?)

I'm betting the latter

Early bird catches the worm

Just give him a cup of joe and he’s happy

Container of coffee, li li

Nana catches the anaconda at night, no early bird bullshit.

Report every Tweet as hate speech

Those FBI crime stats won’t obsess over themselves. Chop chop. We have a long day of korsakoff psychosis ahead of us.

He checks then daily

My grandma used to get up at 4 am.

Yeah and where is she now?

Dead

My dad used to feed us chicken liva’s

Feed Nana

It’s a 24/7 job.

Highly successful people usually wake up early.

I object your honor, irrelevant!

That's a hard schedule to keep, between battlestar galactica and icarly.

Lady Di used to wake up around then as well.

well i'm one jealous redditard

Any substance abuse professional would use tify immediately the stay-up-all-night behavior as destructive.

Once Nana passes out most of those guys stop fucking him.