Do we have “I Will Remember You” cued up yet for this ogre’s impending death?

46  2019-07-09 by GhostofRoeCumia

35 comments

He never sleeps, the Judge.

And he says that he will never die.

Patrice was right, he does look like a Bond villain. Specifically, Oddjob.

Or was that Colin.

Lookit the meaty paw on that fat fuck.

it's more puffy

When the palms of your hands get fat, you have passed the tipping point

That is morbid obesity, folks

Bob is so morbidly obese Joe keeps naked photos of him on his phone.

He should be at the morbidly obese convention.

oh my god, can you even imagine?

Never foret WHY he keeps them:

Whackin material bro....

I hope it would just consist of him screaming after breaking his stupid kneecap or whatever it was. Hold mah hand man!

Bob needs help the fucking idiot is gonna have his organs collapse in front of his family

have his organs collapse in front of his family

I didn't know he played one

Bob jelly is a one man freak show

Which fat is he on now? He might still have time to make a comeback and not leave a fatherless kid and a widow behind

Nah he isn’t coming back from this.

Dude looks ready to pop

Such a sad fat story.

Hold my hand.

Bobby looks ready for his role in the upcoming 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' remake.

As the boulder.

Bobby wears all black because he thinks it’s slimming.

that's not black clothing, light just isn't able to escape his pull

Thats why theres always 8 open micers on ykwd. They get caught in his orbit when he walks in

I thought it was just because ykwd sucks shit

YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK YOU DIE YOU SHITYOURSELF BUT EHHHHH WHAT DO I KNOW MY DOCTORS A QUEER

I’ve always had a mixed take on Bobby. These last few years he’s really turned into a cuck though. He’s another spineless panderer.

He has gotten incredibly thin-skinned and uppity recently. If anyone motherfucks him who he perceives as 'beneath' him as a comic or socially - particularly the dwindling fanbase that still interacts with him - he gets irrationally pissy, defensive, and flustered.

Ya got famous for being an undisciplined, gluttonous slob and others mocking you for it, you pig.

I legitimately feel bad for his wife and kid.

It's so selfish to do this to yourself when you have a family, fat idiot.

We could just change the name on the Stavros Halkias one, and roll that.

No-one's going to notice if he looks slightly different.

Whenever I see people like this I try to imagine the skeleton I imposed on the body and it's remarkable that people like this are able to stand.

King Kong Bundy's festering corpse is in healthier shape and less bloated.

Standing up and taking a group selfie is hard work for him.