If Epstein Squeals and they could make his hearing a roast, Who would be your dream team?
0 2019-07-09 by ElFaporino
My Picks:
Louis CK (old dgaf louie when he said nigger on the radio)
Patrice (when he said nigger to old white men)
Burr before he started to get a handle on his mental problems
Colin Quinn
Frankie Boyle (literally any time)
Anthony Jeselnik
Jimmy Carr
15 comments
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-07-09
I'd pick whoever was running Auschwitz.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-09
oh yea, in my version, we'd pretend that the trial mattered then at the end we'd tell em they were guilty already and have them shot
1 Nah_Ming 2019-07-09
Pfft, if you wanna believe that one buddy.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-09
you don't believe in the CIA?
1 Thompson3000 2019-07-09
Glow in the darkies lie about everything so they can make fbi niggers go on goose chases
1 Terahite 2019-07-09
You need Andy Dick there just for the Andy Dick jokes. Those were the best roasts. Although I suppose you could sub in the Worm and do most of the same jokes.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-09
"I may have run a pedophile ring, but at least i'm not Andy Dick" ooooooooh *zoom to andy upset*
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-09
What a weird thing
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-09
We need AntH. He kills at roasts, honestly. And he shares a bit in common with Epstein.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-09
What's the deal with NASA? Does the N stand for nigger now?? Think about it while you eat folks.
1 Thompson3000 2019-07-09
Einstein won’t eat in fellow (((chosen ones ))) everyone watch I hope they get the Clinton’s on evidence
1 literalotherkin 2019-07-09
Remove Jimmy Carr and Boyle and you've got a deal.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-09
are you kidding? They are two of the most savage. Watch the best of Frankie on Mock the Week
1 Jungies 2019-07-09
Nick Mullen of Cumtown.
He's funny, and obsessed about the Hollywood/Government child rape rings to the point of literal mental illness.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-09
sounds like the right kind of autism