If I'm heading straight to hell because of this I'm making it my mission to piss in Nanas face daily when I'm there. Whether he likes it or not he's gonna be there a long time before we will be.
God isn’t real, but if he was he would hate Anthony Cumia and loathe his loser older brother, Joseph. They are walking examples of the seven deadly sins in action.
Your participation in Opie & Anthony antics during the show's live run was your initial test. You were being seduced and teased into creating havoc. You nearly failed the test.
However, when the revelations came, you sorted your soul. You allowed your vessel to be washed by the white light of the lord when you made the right decision, to stand against the very people you used to listen to every single day, because they are morally reprehensible, and you know that.
The fact that you know that, and that you act on it, is why you have been saved, you have been forgiven, you have been repented.
24 comments
1 tjdon 2019-07-09
Do you know how old that fucker would have to be? No way he even knows how to get online.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-09
He's on AOL fucker
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-09
Joe said it himself. Divine intervention is the only thing keeping him from brutally killing all of us or something.
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-09
Bovine intervention
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-09
My man I'm gonna need you to stay late and make some napkin doodles for us
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-07-09
If God is real, he has been guiding our hands in exposing the Logan Lynns, Fatricks, and Cumias so that the world may know the depth of their faggotry
1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-09
All sodomites
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-07-09
Hallelujah, brothaman.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-09
He'd reward us by letting us suck on 10 angel tits.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-09
You never saw a hot, hot 13 year old angel?
1 unknowkid96 2019-07-09
The right kind though
1 TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-09
God approves of all of The Rocket’s activity.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-09
Good to see ya, Rocket. Hope things are well.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-09
Praise the Lord Jesus Christ and his messenger St. Gibson, this is a wholesome Christian sub
1 Vawsh 2019-07-09
If I'm heading straight to hell because of this I'm making it my mission to piss in Nanas face daily when I'm there. Whether he likes it or not he's gonna be there a long time before we will be.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-09
The Lord is my Brothaman; I shall not want.
He maketh me to mock Joe in green pastures
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-09
If Pat Robertson dies from asshole cancer, then I will believe
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-07-09
God isn’t real, but if he was he would hate Anthony Cumia and loathe his loser older brother, Joseph. They are walking examples of the seven deadly sins in action.
1 lowendranger 2019-07-09
We shall be thanked for our service inshalla
1 Phkna1 2019-07-09
I was told God hates fags, so it would seem we are a part of His plan.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-09
God is the light which guides us to attack evil doers.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-09
Your faith was being tested.
Your participation in Opie & Anthony antics during the show's live run was your initial test. You were being seduced and teased into creating havoc. You nearly failed the test.
However, when the revelations came, you sorted your soul. You allowed your vessel to be washed by the white light of the lord when you made the right decision, to stand against the very people you used to listen to every single day, because they are morally reprehensible, and you know that.
The fact that you know that, and that you act on it, is why you have been saved, you have been forgiven, you have been repented.
1 Sicogon 2019-07-09
You guys really aren’t doing that much besides calling a 60 year old man gay
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-07-09
Why would God be mad at us over exposing pedophiles and homosexuals?