ergo, ergo, ergo, you’re saying

Out of every single bit ever done on this sub, Lord Anthony's Adventures is my all-time favorite.

Anthony in the pool saying, “When I say I knocked her flat, I don’t mean I insulted her apartment.” Had me howling.

of course it is

"Whither mine flintlock persuader?!?!? Bejabbers!!!!!"

Same... The Vizio Fugitive ranks #2 for me

I say, hast thou never made a monetary pact with one's own kin?

nigga u funny

6,000 shillings a month!

A mere pittance of what is due, if I may be forthright. Twas I who delivered the fateful phonograph!

Pardon me, madam, but might you be interested in allowing me to purchase you a decoction of the coffee bean?

M'lady, dost thou suggest the free word makes thee prejudiced?!

Has this cad addressed the allegations of pederasty?

Why, yes, she has born children who have born their own children, and she is quite comely! AND HER LOINS RELEASE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF LIQUID WHEN SHE BECOMES STIMULATED!

Copious amounts of catarrh

Some tips for you: you wouldn't wear a red stripe on your top hat for a black tie event and you wouldn't wear a hat without gloves although you are correct in the fact a gentleman would only wear a hat, coat, and gloves outside.

You wouldn't wear gold unless it matched your cuffs and buttons. Usually you wear a shirt with a button guard if they can't match your cuff links.

The bowtie should be made of the same material as the tuxedo, not the wings of the jacket.

You shouldn't have any pockets either unless a white or black handkerchief.

Black tie is all about following the rules because a man never looks better in black tie attire by following these rules.

Some tips for you: you're a faggot.

No, I'm Kirby Allison and I help the well dressed man. There's nothing worse than looking uninformed.

I agree about being uninformed. About things that matter. Stuffy old etiquette rules mean nothing and are subjective to the point of being useless.

No, actually there are nine rules to black tie which aren't subjective. A man looks his best when black tie is executed perfectly. Every rule that you follow makes you look better and every rule you break makes you look worse.

I'm sure this tough rebellious persona you have worked out for yourself here on a small corner of the internet gets a lot of pussy but you just look uninformed to me, sweetie.

You...you really hurt my feelings there :'(

Squire Joe. Lord Anthony's older dim-witted brother.

"HAHAHA!!! There were a thousand mortals if there were one, my foolish friend! I mock your suggestion that I didn't require copious amounts of ink to inscribe the numerous copies of my magnum opus!"

Dearest Bobo, You honor me with your well-wishes! Sir Anthony

You spelled queeries wrong.

I'm the progenitor of one third of a dozen children! Bully for me!

This is a bit I can get behind.