He can absolutely make a living. He should not be allowed to make a living in any type of entertainment. He can go and work in an office somewhere or be a fucking plumber for all I care. But, the fact that even one person on this planet listens to this cunt for entertaining purposes is baffling.
Plumbing requires intelligence and a high disgust sensitivity that Sam doesn't posses; he'd never make it in a blue collar job, especially something like plumbing.
Yeahhhh... While plumbing is a job that requires some good training, its hardly something that requires intelligence. Its pretty much the go to job for remedial students who still want to make decent money with no college education.
People with truly high intelligence tend to use that intelligence to not have to wedge themselves in tight crawlspaces or to not have to deal with feces. They use intelligence to get other people to make their money for them or to get their money to make money for them. But diagnosing a bad thermocoupler is hardly something you couldn't train an interested down syndrome kid to do.
And I'm one of you blue collared workers so I see this shit from the front lines. There's so many people that like to pretend narrowing the problem down to the AC output of a stator or realising its the voltage regulator because the ground wire is in the proper ohms resistance doesn't require intelligence. It just requires memory of how things function and the ability to read.
If you try to claim plumbing is a high IQ job you might as well be a janitor that calls themselves a custodial engineer.
“Hey, dad, it’s Sammy. I’m at this guy’s house and he’s telling me he wants me to unclog his toilet and.... *sob*....I think there’s poo poo in there, daddy. What do I do??”
I was in New Rochelle, where Sam grew up, yesterday. What a shit hole. I guess there is a nice part near the water. The part I was in had Cumia’s everywhere
I think that Sam was thawed out of a glacier in the mid 80s and his resulting life is a vast scientific experiment to see how a paleolithic half-ape would function in modern society. Think about it. He's not being recorded for entertainment, because he's not entertaining at all. He has held a series of jobs that all involve recording his thoughts and opinions of what's happening around him and it's for scientific analysis. It's like some kind of Truman Show. This scheme is the only way to ensure he never finds out his true origins and never suspects that he's from a different evolutionary period than the rest of us.
This would also explains his bizarre fascination with the Undertaker, a make believe zombie shaman. Ancient pagan spell casting is something he was familiar with before he accidentally fell into a crevasse and froze himself.
I don't get what this show is...fantasy match ups in a made up sport? Like dreaming up boxing super fights with fighters from different eras? I mean that's a message board post or a pub debate but how is it a TV show?
he really should stick to doing this kind of stuff, he fucking sucks at morning radio or whatever you want to call it. Nobody wants to hear his fucking take on current events, or hear stories about his commute to work and his boring life collecting shoes and wrestling memorabilia.
46 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-07
I would like an answer to Captain Howdys question
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-07
Sam shouldn’t be allowed to make a living
1 wllmweller 2019-07-07
He can absolutely make a living. He should not be allowed to make a living in any type of entertainment. He can go and work in an office somewhere or be a fucking plumber for all I care. But, the fact that even one person on this planet listens to this cunt for entertaining purposes is baffling.
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-07
No, I don’t want him to be allowed to have any income
1 VowedMalice 2019-07-07
Tough, but fair.
1 wllmweller 2019-07-07
You know what? You are absolutely right. Fuck him
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-07
I want him to be so poor and desperate he must resort to a daring heist to acquire a sound system
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-07
Plumbing requires intelligence and a high disgust sensitivity that Sam doesn't posses; he'd never make it in a blue collar job, especially something like plumbing.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-07
Here come the typical O&A Regular Joes bragging about how difficult their blue collar jobs are.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-07-07
Its probably the gayest thing that happens here.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-07
That's quite a contest
1 GTAThrowaway9876 2019-07-07
Its not that they are difficult, its that Sams a useless faggot
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-07
Yeahhhh... While plumbing is a job that requires some good training, its hardly something that requires intelligence. Its pretty much the go to job for remedial students who still want to make decent money with no college education.
People with truly high intelligence tend to use that intelligence to not have to wedge themselves in tight crawlspaces or to not have to deal with feces. They use intelligence to get other people to make their money for them or to get their money to make money for them. But diagnosing a bad thermocoupler is hardly something you couldn't train an interested down syndrome kid to do.
And I'm one of you blue collared workers so I see this shit from the front lines. There's so many people that like to pretend narrowing the problem down to the AC output of a stator or realising its the voltage regulator because the ground wire is in the proper ohms resistance doesn't require intelligence. It just requires memory of how things function and the ability to read.
If you try to claim plumbing is a high IQ job you might as well be a janitor that calls themselves a custodial engineer.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-07-07
Say more words
1 TheElDan 2019-07-07
“Hey, dad, it’s Sammy. I’m at this guy’s house and he’s telling me he wants me to unclog his toilet and.... *sob*....I think there’s poo poo in there, daddy. What do I do??”
“Call 911, son, that’s what they’re there for.”
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-07
I hope a group of giant disgruntled wrestlers pin Sam down one day and take turns doing giant steroid shits in his mouth till he dies
1 Jungies 2019-07-07
The real barrier to Sam becoming a plumber is his lack of opposable thumbs.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-07-07
Sam shouldn’t be allowed to live.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2019-07-07
Sam should get life in prison, without parole.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-07
The court room of bad radio and haircuts.
No sneakers allowed.
1 Jungies 2019-07-07
They're called "zoos", dipshit.
1 FireMoliturd 2019-07-07
Don't talk about Bick Bickerson like that
1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-07
His beard makes me nauseous.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-07
It’s like uncanny valley type ugly
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-07
But what about the Divas?!?!
1 d4n4n 2019-07-07
As are underage ones.
1 cardaderdention 2019-07-07
Why did they edit this shit like a murder mystery?
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-07
I was in New Rochelle, where Sam grew up, yesterday. What a shit hole. I guess there is a nice part near the water. The part I was in had Cumia’s everywhere
1 Dennyislife 2019-07-07
Sam's dad had money. Maybe he wouldn't spend it but the school he went to in england is fancy dan.
Also the only school he got punched in.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-07
The kids of mediocre boomer upper-middle class people are always the worst.
1 DonkeyPump 2019-07-07
I think that Sam was thawed out of a glacier in the mid 80s and his resulting life is a vast scientific experiment to see how a paleolithic half-ape would function in modern society. Think about it. He's not being recorded for entertainment, because he's not entertaining at all. He has held a series of jobs that all involve recording his thoughts and opinions of what's happening around him and it's for scientific analysis. It's like some kind of Truman Show. This scheme is the only way to ensure he never finds out his true origins and never suspects that he's from a different evolutionary period than the rest of us.
This would also explains his bizarre fascination with the Undertaker, a make believe zombie shaman. Ancient pagan spell casting is something he was familiar with before he accidentally fell into a crevasse and froze himself.
1 absultedpr 2019-07-07
Your knowledge of the Undertaker’s backstory has my fagometer dangerously close to the red. Be careful pal
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-07
The most despicable people on the planet
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-07
Sam should be dragged behind a truck for a lot of things; his childish wrestling obsession definitely being one of them.
The only wrestling related thing worth watching are Jim Cornette shoot interviews.
1 Colinfagerty 2019-07-07
Sam Roberts made me hate wrestling.
1 A_Missing_10mm 2019-07-07
You actually needed an excuse to hate it?
1 Colinfagerty 2019-07-07
Valid point.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-07
I fucking hate this loser treating choreographed bits like historic events. Wrestling is for serious fucking fags.
1 Dennyislife 2019-07-07
I don't get what this show is...fantasy match ups in a made up sport? Like dreaming up boxing super fights with fighters from different eras? I mean that's a message board post or a pub debate but how is it a TV show?
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-07
Notice how the camera goes in and out of focus? Like it's some big important documentary about a legendary event in history.
It's like those fags taking Game of Thrones super serious.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-07
30 for 30 does some great sports documentaries in that way but they don't treat faggy wrestling wins as feats of athleticism.
1 Frequent2001 2019-07-07
he really should stick to doing this kind of stuff, he fucking sucks at morning radio or whatever you want to call it. Nobody wants to hear his fucking take on current events, or hear stories about his commute to work and his boring life collecting shoes and wrestling memorabilia.
1 WashCaps33 2019-07-07
Isn’t this called “fan fiction”?
1 ledge9999 2019-07-07
Pull the camera back a few feet please. Like maybe the next block over.
1 FuckWheresMyGunFuck 2019-07-07
Sam's next show; Who's got the juicer cock, Tugboat or Earthquake?
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-07
Air allows us to breathe. Any other incredible insights, Captain Obvious