Bonehead.

I'm no blackjack player, but isn't it impossible to fuck up the dealer's concentration? I mean, don't they have to play by certain house rules? Isn't their job just to take/collect bets and flip cards?

Yes, to the dealer Anthony is just another obnoxious drunk asshole who'll lose his winnings eventually because the house always wins. He's just hoping Anthony's a good tipper if he wins anything this time.

So basically Joe has little idea about how blackjack actually works. No surprise here then.

How can he be this fucking dumb it's just astounding at this point

You wanna grab a Starbucks and discuss it?

aka the boomer fight

starve blackjack!

Anthony as well - he's complained that the actions of other players have upset his game in the past. Apparently they were "playing wrong" or something.

You see that a lot at casinos it’s called basic strategy I think. You shouldn’t but depending on what the dealer is showing. It’s bullshit though apparently statistically your still just as likely to lose or get lucky. But yeah good to learn if you don’t want some boomer having a fit at your table.

That's not what Anthony was on about though.

For basic strategy you memorise a big table of responses based on your cards and the dealer's cards - but you'll still lose, as the house has the advantage. You can add various card tracking strategies that'll tell you when to increase your bet, and that can give you a 2-4% advantage over the house.

Since there's no way Anthony is going to concentrate enough to count cards, much less memorise the basic strategy, that's not what he's doing - he's just being an asshole.

Ah I see thank you

It’s my money and I will play however I feel is appropriate at the time and not spit on the floor.

Yes, if another person hits or stays when they "shouldn't", Anthony actually believes that this decreases his odds of winning. They talked about this on an episode with Patrice I believe. He's a fucking retard.

I'd love to hear him being drunkenly belligerent in his gay lisp.

"You're a turrrrible dealer! Just turrrrible!"

And then he spits on the floor, right u/theblueawning?

Don't summon him, please

No, he shares good stories that keep getting removed, and that enrage Joe.

but then he going to fight with everybody, sometimes its not worth it

They're all the same, they can't help but get themselves all offended and "you crossed the line with that one" blah blah.

He has a screaming/crying pillow. Fucking infant.

And biting as well I am sure.

Didn't Daniel Ben Dovid also reveal he also has a punching pillow in the shape of Opie?

Keith made a punch pillow of Opie's face using the artwork from his poker chips.

Did you ever go to the casinos with him? Would be punch Keith too

Sure, a bunch.

It's not as fun as it sounds though. Dude would be at a high roller table from 8pm to 10am. He's not a treat to be around when he's sending Keith for his 5th marker. Sleep till dinner or beyond the next day. Do it again. So. Unless you like staying up all night watching your yearly salary disappear one BJ hand, not exactly the best time ever.

I remember at the beginning of one of his shows saying overall he cleaned them out, netting a huge positive over time. Is this a suspicious claim Mr Ross?

There were some nice wins. There were also some deep cuts too.

Did Anthony ever talk like he resented his brother?

He was rarely brought up. Ant knows Joe is a doofus.

Tell us more or I'll make fun of you for losing Guitar Hero again

I heard an O&A show where Anthony was vaguely talking about how much money he made and he actually said that blackjack was a large part of his income. I wish I could find it again. It was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard from him.

I'm shocked he has had heart issues.

opie waifu pillow that he made love to

Brotherman lives rent free in Nana's head

If it's not peeling potatoes or looping guitar riffs, everything else might as be rocket science.

ctrl alt delete.

THOSE libtards at GEEKSQUAD wouldnt want you to know this secret hacking skill

Blackjack is slots for people too retarded to work computers

Joe's head would probably explode at the sight of a craps table

Yeah the way joe is talking you’d think the dealer doing timed calculus. He flips a fuckin card.

ang is so smart he counted the cards libtard!

The dealer doesn't need to concentrate on anything except raking in people's bets. There are house rules that dealers must adhere to. People play blackjack on their phones and it's the exact same thing. The dealer is completely inconsequential as far as the skill-level of the house goes. Joe is a retard with no grasp on blackjack.

The dealer doesn't give a shit and they deal with drunken noisy assholes all the time.

this, I highly doubt dealers making $15/hr give a flying fuck about counting cards or following anything but basic rules taught to them at training. All they wan to do is go home to live their miserable lives like the rest of us and avoid smelly drunken retards they dealt with for 8 hours at work.

Well, multitasking is something Joe cannot manage to do. It would be impossible for Joe to add up numbers on the fly. And pulling cards out of the dispenser is tough too.

you are correct, joe is a colossal idiot

You should see how he baffles the dealer in video poker, that dope never knows what hit him.

Sounds obnoxious.

Imagine being 60 and having to suck up to your baby brother publicly like this for money. He truly is a man with absolutely zero shame.

Imagine being a 60 year old, 6’1 , army vet and father of four and spending all of your time fighting total strangers on the Internet.

*losing fights with and never allowed to torment others with his amooooostic stylings while righteously COMP’D

Spitting on the casino floor is a classic sign of a calculating stoic gambler. What a pro.

Actually I don’t think it is

Yeah when I'm too busy.........fucking your mother

I wonder if his constant use of the "I fucked ur mom" dig is because he's currently sleeping with a woman who appears to be in her 90s or because he "fucked" his own mother by leaving her to rot in hospice?

He spent his later childhood watching his mother get fucked, then beat by niggers.

So he really was that 16 year old kid that wanted us to hunt down “Shawn”?

Fucking idiot what does he mean?

Yeah! when I'm too busy........
wtf does he even mean?

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Yeah it should be "When I'm not busy fuckin your mother" but he's such a boob he can't even post a ur mom line

i thought it was a reference from the movie Departed where that bladwin guy asked marky mark "hows your mother" and mark said "too busy fucking me pops"

that wouldn't make sense in this context

You see departed is adopted from a Hong Kong movie and asking how others mom is there is like saying fuck your mother

Was that the British version dickwad?

He worked fa Jordan Maaaawshh.

maybe its because his brother

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is fucking

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his brothers girlfriends daughter

HE is?

I bet a couple hours later, Joseph was sitting at a red light. He looked out the window, recalled how he BODY’D that Redditard, and smiled to himself. He was driving around with the same confidence and satisfaction as Butch in Pulp Fiction, after he gets the watch back.

Smoking cigarettes and watching captain Kangaroo.

Very classy of a veteran, father of four to talk about fucking people's moms on an open public forum.

It is all love you see he did the emoji face with a hart.

I can't find it, but I remember on O&A Anthony trying to do simple arithmetic with numbers less than 100. On the spot and it was painful to hear because he couldn't figure out how to carry the one in his head.

And yet here's Joe, the delusional moron trying to convince people he's related to Rain Man.

Well he had the retard part down

bllacccckkkkkhacckkk

goddamn

How does breaking the dealers concentration have ANY effect on outcome?

It takes them an extra half-second to look at their cards and remember the next step in the algorithm.

Joe writes like a shitty guitar player showing off at Guitar Center playing a bunch of disjointed notes that he thinks sounds impressive.

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Niggot

Apparently Joeth doesn't realize that the dealer has NO discretion in Blackjack.

99% of the time, sure. But not the 1% of the text when Anth is blind drunk, screaming, spitting, launching snot rockets, spilling a high ball glass, and cackling intermittently. In those cases, Anth decides the outcome.

He’s just excited his allowance included a little bonus this month.

You know Joe, its better than his mother getting fucked by every dead dictator and legions of dead demons I suppose.

"1950s space program haha holy shit!"

"House wins again"

"I'm trying to concentrate here, but this greasy drunken wop is distracting me by being so hilarious. Now let's see, the king is ten, plus seven, and he has two jacks, so that's twenty...DAMN IT, lost again!"

Slow brain

Anybody with "a system" at a casino is an avowed faggot.

Yeah I'm sure his hahah holy shitting befuddles the dealers into a bro Joeh level stupor.

IT'S CONTROLLED INSANITY

God he's such a FUCKING IDIOT.

Joe is a ball washer. What was his line of thinking in posting this useless shit ?

Joe, that is your money Anthony is pissing away.

It infuriates me that Joe and millions just as stupid as him share my country

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People who give dealers a hard time are garbage.

His big secret to BlackJack sucess is spitting on the floor to throw the dealer off. Except if its an older Asian gentleman since they invented that shit.

I take it Nana is running out of money?

There is absolutely nothing you can do to a dealer for BJ to make them "mess up". Their actions are specifically controlled by the rules. There is no thinking involved.

Sounds like a nightmare to me. Can you imagine trying to play some cards and you have this wannabe comedian nonstop chuckling at himself?

"Idiot savant" well he's half right