Reminder: Anthony Cumia actually believes the Nazi Party and the KKK would’ve welcomed him with open arms if he were alive during their respective heydays.

63  2019-07-07 by wwendell

No doubt his pockmarked southern Italian great-grandparents were spit on by the wealthy northerners. The Cumias weren’t even welcome in their own country, but Nana thinks Hitler would’ve seen him as an equal? Nice desire to be German/an actual white person, stupid.

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Spot on!

Ant would have been a regular Kleagle.

Plus he's queer.

"Brother Anthony, why do you never take your hood off?"

"You ever think Brother AntH hates blacks a little too much? I mean, dont't get me wrong, I hate em and all, but it's like he can't think of anything else!"

“I’ll tell you later. Just keep fucking me.”

"Show ur face, we wanna see ur face!"

Not even the whitest of catholics would want to run into a klan rally

Is it normal for Italians to be able to grow afros? They're either Jews or African.

He could be a body double for either Gaddafi or Noreaga, but that's about it.

If they were fresh off the boat Italians it would have likely been there Catholicism that would have kept them out of the Klub.

I live in the Vaterland, get around the general area, northern italians are basically austrian/swiss way they look & behave, Aosta cleaner than London

the irish were allowed in the Klan?

The only way Ant or Joe would be welcome at a Klan rally is if they were hanging from a tree.