I wish the restaurant would release the security video footage of the employee who told stupid Joe Cumia to "keep it down" so we could give that hero the praise they deserve.
Why would you doubt it? I think Joe is the kind of dude who puts a bunch of dollar bills on the table at the start of a meal and makes the waitress watch as he subtracts one every time she makes a mistake like not thanking him for his service.
He could have just left a ten on the bar and it would have made no difference, it's still ten dollars. That's still a decent tip and you still got your drink, you dumb fuck. It's not even something to bring up. I see guys like you doing gigs at bars constantly. You're all treated like shit by the patrons and employees. You're background noise
I guarantee scared coward little Joe just turned down his guitar and said 'ok I'm sorry m'am, no problem.' Because just like his pathetic coward brother he doesn't like confrontation unless it's at arm's length. That's why Ant couldn't be angry at that black gal who assaulted him that night unless it was on Twitter and why Joe looked like a frightened little boy in front of the judge on his People's Court appearance until he got home and posted her topless pics on Facebook.
u/doxxer100 Isn't that right you pathetic shithead.
Lol, they wanted him to quietly pluck some tunes in the corner and provide some slight background noise for ambiance. He decides he’s putting on the fabulous Acoustic Joe Show like he’s playing a concert. He probably annoyingly introduced himself (while bringing up O&A) and tried to joke and banter after every song. Llooking over at a black guy and saying “sorry homie, I don’t know no snoop doggy” or “this next one is Midnight Rider by the Allman Brothers. It bring back a lot of memories for me, when I was in the army I was peel....” blah blah blah.
No wonder they told him to pipe down.
“This next one is for OUR PRESIDENT. Bring common sense back to Washington, folks. Sorry if any libtards are here but he’s OUR PRESIDENT whether YOU (points to some vaguely Hispanic gentleman) like him or not...... Biiig wheeeels keep on turnin! Carry me home........”
What a shocker, a Cumia acts like a pussy in real life only to rant and rave about on social media after the fact. He needs to beaten with a tube sock filled with D batteries.
I have managed many bars with live music acts daily. Of course Joe lines up with the type of person who I know as the asshole musician who thinks its their personal concert. You are there to be elevator music. You are a background noise.
The hostess didn't fucking hire you to play music. She doesn't care, she is literally only telling you to lower your volume because the actual customers keep bothering her and dragging her away from her duties to complain about the untalented loud unpleasant sonic boom vibrations that are making their time unenjoyable. I have seen teenage girls working at places who go right up and turn the volume down on the fucking Audio Mixer themselves... Joe is lucky they even asked him to lower it and didn't do it themselves.
There is no other reason they would ask you, aside from police answering noise complaints if its an outdoor "venue." If anything, any live music act breaks the monotony of a job.. it's the customers who he is playing for, and they fucking hate the music and it's too loud. But of course Idiot Cumia doesn't think long enough to discover the root of the issue, he just sees something happening, feels attacked, and writes a long love letter detailing how he was wronged.
OH, by the way, it's customary to give me free shit GRATIS. That means for free, and even though I never worked it out in my deal for the gig, I expect to be tipped with free product like one of the very foodslaves I am complaining about. I am THE ENTERTAINMENT, after all.
Does he think that the bartender is going to pay for his drink? For the privilege of being bitched at by an ungrateful beggar? Why does he think that a hostess or a bartender is a high level management able to comp items and give shit out for free? Does he not understand that nobody is interested in paying for him to be drunk, losing out a few dollars on your paycheck or your amount earned for that day?
And then he becomes a Yelp reviewer in the middle of his rant and whines about the strength of the drink. And threatens that next time when he comes here and doesn't tip, he will imagine himself tipping in his mind for a much shorter amount of time than he did previously. So there!
TO TOP IT OFF:
Joe Cumia proves how much of a Nigger he really is, by lugging dead weight entourage with him to try to make himself feel like someone that was wanted there. This tells me that nobody even claps for his awful music and he needs to import his own crowd sound track so as to not feel utterly embarrassed. Additionally, he DEMANDS prime seating at a table for his little group of 60 year old aunts and their 3 loud obnoxious brats who keep ordering ice waters and all share a $4 appetizer.
What this says is that if you employ Joseph Cumia and his bands, you will not only be expected to lose money by hiring him but you also ensure your staff will be borderline harassed for doing their jobs exactly how they should. Also, you earn yourself multiple bullshit negative reviews online from the only guy who caused a problem that night.
He posted a temper tantrum like a woman because he worked at a place that stuck to their guns and treated him like what he is.
Not only is he an obnoxious idiot, but he somehow does so in the most unfathomably illogical way. Such a distinct form of stupidity that is so perfectly executed in the most transparent of examples. But to make it even better, he has no idea he's giving up all this information about himself being the butt of the joke. He actually thinks he's taking a stand and making a point that makes sense.
44 comments
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-06
Perfect night!
1 sprimusp 2019-07-06
Trash
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-07-06
WHAT A total lack OF awareness. THEY shoukd really learn HOW TO run a business.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-06
Yeah man. Making the customers comfortable and attempting to bring in some profit? Cater to joe instead. Retards
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-06
I wish the restaurant would release the security video footage of the employee who told stupid Joe Cumia to "keep it down" so we could give that hero the praise they deserve.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-06
The repeated use of the word "entertainer" bothered me
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-06
He entertains the shit out of me, just not on purpose.
1 jockiboi 2019-07-06
I'm looking forward to his death, I hope it is painful and from something embarrassing, but I'll miss laughing at him until we find another lol cow.
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-07-06
Fucking guy thinks he's Billy Joel, amirite?
1 Jungies 2019-07-06
The fuck you do; or you wouldn't be arguing the cost of your $7.50 drink.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-06
Why would you doubt it? I think Joe is the kind of dude who puts a bunch of dollar bills on the table at the start of a meal and makes the waitress watch as he subtracts one every time she makes a mistake like not thanking him for his service.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-06
Damn that's cold
1 FezzyMarie 2019-07-06
He could have just left a ten on the bar and it would have made no difference, it's still ten dollars. That's still a decent tip and you still got your drink, you dumb fuck. It's not even something to bring up. I see guys like you doing gigs at bars constantly. You're all treated like shit by the patrons and employees. You're background noise
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-06
And demands a turkey & swiss sub with a red gatorade.
Please have a hart hes trying to play somebody elses music.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-06
This is lovely.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-06
“Or if you really want to be a living doll...”
What the hell does this mean?
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-06
The sad thing is he doesn't realize that is what he is. He's a mannequin they hire to play songs from more talented people.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-06
Acoustic Joe’s Animatronics Show
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-06
Those singing animals have more charisma.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-07-06
They’re also more human.
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-06
I guarantee scared coward little Joe just turned down his guitar and said 'ok I'm sorry m'am, no problem.' Because just like his pathetic coward brother he doesn't like confrontation unless it's at arm's length. That's why Ant couldn't be angry at that black gal who assaulted him that night unless it was on Twitter and why Joe looked like a frightened little boy in front of the judge on his People's Court appearance until he got home and posted her topless pics on Facebook.
u/doxxer100 Isn't that right you pathetic shithead.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-06
Nice sign off, sir.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-06
this is so fucking pathetic.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-06
Dumb moo cow
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-06
I wish this woptard would have his skull smashed to bits with his guitar.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-06
I really want this woptard's skull crushed with his guitar.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-07-06
It's unfortunate that he still doesn't understand that they were being very courteous about telling him how talentless and annoying he was.
1 bigbird911 2019-07-06
Lol, they wanted him to quietly pluck some tunes in the corner and provide some slight background noise for ambiance. He decides he’s putting on the fabulous Acoustic Joe Show like he’s playing a concert. He probably annoyingly introduced himself (while bringing up O&A) and tried to joke and banter after every song. Llooking over at a black guy and saying “sorry homie, I don’t know no snoop doggy” or “this next one is Midnight Rider by the Allman Brothers. It bring back a lot of memories for me, when I was in the army I was peel....” blah blah blah. No wonder they told him to pipe down.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-06
I can very easily imagine him singing Midnight Rider
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
With his eyes closed.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-06
When I wrote that I didn't even realize the clip of him singing that at a party with his brother and sister existed.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
He's like a parody of a douchebag
1 bigbird911 2019-07-06
“This next one is for OUR PRESIDENT. Bring common sense back to Washington, folks. Sorry if any libtards are here but he’s OUR PRESIDENT whether YOU (points to some vaguely Hispanic gentleman) like him or not...... Biiig wheeeels keep on turnin! Carry me home........”
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-06
Why is Family capitalized for no reason?
1 SensibleKeks 2019-07-06
This was the venue where Joe got handsy with an autistic child. Sick fuck.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-06
What a shocker, a Cumia acts like a pussy in real life only to rant and rave about on social media after the fact. He needs to beaten with a tube sock filled with D batteries.
1 tjdon 2019-07-06
I’d use car batteries in a table cloth but some like burgers others like pizza
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-06
He's just such a whiny, stupid, weak bitch about everything. Post the waitress's tits on Facebook, faggot.
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2019-07-06
I am going to send this to Jim Florentine as a bad yelp review.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-06
When this got pointed out to that bar's owner, Joe of course lied and said he didn't say it. He's so tough behind his computer, just like his brother.
1 Phkna1 2019-07-06
He can make contracts, though. Legally binding, bitches.
1 Kevtv 2019-07-06
Guy really made it. All those live shows I've seen where Bono and Brian Johnson are scolded by the front of house sound board operator mid-song.
"Welcome to the jungle we got fun and..."
"Axl hold up, it's too loud."
Just a bunch of guys in the biz. Contemporaries. Equals.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-06
I have managed many bars with live music acts daily. Of course Joe lines up with the type of person who I know as the asshole musician who thinks its their personal concert. You are there to be elevator music. You are a background noise.
The hostess didn't fucking hire you to play music. She doesn't care, she is literally only telling you to lower your volume because the actual customers keep bothering her and dragging her away from her duties to complain about the untalented loud unpleasant sonic boom vibrations that are making their time unenjoyable. I have seen teenage girls working at places who go right up and turn the volume down on the fucking Audio Mixer themselves... Joe is lucky they even asked him to lower it and didn't do it themselves.
There is no other reason they would ask you, aside from police answering noise complaints if its an outdoor "venue." If anything, any live music act breaks the monotony of a job.. it's the customers who he is playing for, and they fucking hate the music and it's too loud. But of course Idiot Cumia doesn't think long enough to discover the root of the issue, he just sees something happening, feels attacked, and writes a long love letter detailing how he was wronged.
OH, by the way, it's customary to give me free shit GRATIS. That means for free, and even though I never worked it out in my deal for the gig, I expect to be tipped with free product like one of the very foodslaves I am complaining about. I am THE ENTERTAINMENT, after all.
Does he think that the bartender is going to pay for his drink? For the privilege of being bitched at by an ungrateful beggar? Why does he think that a hostess or a bartender is a high level management able to comp items and give shit out for free? Does he not understand that nobody is interested in paying for him to be drunk, losing out a few dollars on your paycheck or your amount earned for that day?
And then he becomes a Yelp reviewer in the middle of his rant and whines about the strength of the drink. And threatens that next time when he comes here and doesn't tip, he will imagine himself tipping in his mind for a much shorter amount of time than he did previously. So there!
TO TOP IT OFF:
Joe Cumia proves how much of a Nigger he really is, by lugging dead weight entourage with him to try to make himself feel like someone that was wanted there. This tells me that nobody even claps for his awful music and he needs to import his own crowd sound track so as to not feel utterly embarrassed. Additionally, he DEMANDS prime seating at a table for his little group of 60 year old aunts and their 3 loud obnoxious brats who keep ordering ice waters and all share a $4 appetizer.
What this says is that if you employ Joseph Cumia and his bands, you will not only be expected to lose money by hiring him but you also ensure your staff will be borderline harassed for doing their jobs exactly how they should. Also, you earn yourself multiple bullshit negative reviews online from the only guy who caused a problem that night.
He posted a temper tantrum like a woman because he worked at a place that stuck to their guns and treated him like what he is.
Not only is he an obnoxious idiot, but he somehow does so in the most unfathomably illogical way. Such a distinct form of stupidity that is so perfectly executed in the most transparent of examples. But to make it even better, he has no idea he's giving up all this information about himself being the butt of the joke. He actually thinks he's taking a stand and making a point that makes sense.
1 literalotherkin 2019-07-06
The poor audience had finally had enough of his off-key caterwauling and just wanted to enjoy their drinks in peace.