r/opieandanthonyxyz: Reminder: A man who did court-ordered military "service" 40 years ago during peacetime regularly does things like this

Reminder: A man who did court-ordered military "service" 40 years ago during peacetime regularly does things like this

68 2019-07-06 by DumbCowJoe

27 comments

1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-06

but you knew that from our previous chats

So why'd you have to post it again? God that are some insufferable fucks in that generation. No wonder young people have abandoned Facebook.

1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-06

Don't how you found yourself there, seeing a five foot pile of russets changes a man. People who haven't served, like that pipsqueak Keith, they wouldn't understand.

1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-06

He was writing letters to his mom like he was Taylor in Platoon. " A delivery of seasoning was late and we had to serve the men bland carrots and peas. It's hell Ma and I hope I make it home someday"

1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-06

It was the only thing that would keep him sane. You ever been ordered to execute a pow? Pvt. Cumia has.

1 CrapskiMcJugnuts 2019-07-06

“I sent 22 good men to the latrine that day. Dewey had sit on a cork the whole 48 hour plane ride home.”

1 realestassdude 2019-07-06

Joe Royce is equally gay.

1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-06

but you knew that from our previous chats

So why'd you have to post it again? God that are some insufferable fucks in that generation. No wonder young people have abandoned Facebook.

1 DentureChamp1488 2019-07-06

He wants boomer cool points for his service, like thumbs up or hearts.

1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-06

Joes job was to suck off all the lonely Soldiers who were missing their girlfriends or wives. The Army even got Joe a wig and dress to go along with it. Joe must have swallowed gallons of semen during his service. Unfortunately for Joe, he was insistent that he wear panties underneath the dress and this faggotry ultimately got Joe dishonorably discharged for homosexuality.

1 BlackManMoan 2019-07-06

It wasn't a job, he was doing it willingly.

1 bigbird911 2019-07-06

That’s why they called him ol’ Joe “FOB job” Cumia, they’d send him to relieve all the soldiers at forward operating bases, and I don’t mean take their place

1 LoloTheRogan 2019-07-06

Huhuhuhuhuh TANK U FER UR SERVICE....I WENT TO SEAR SCHOOL IN MINNNISODA

1 DentureChamp1488 2019-07-06

Infringing on I Hate Knickers gimmick are you?

1 djblaze666 2019-07-06

This never happened.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-06

It's so embarrassing.

1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-06

Cumias are incapable of understanding that. Due to their scumbag father.

1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-06

A while ago someone said his service was "radio repair lessons and skydiving lessons"

1 ApeNia 2019-07-06

I don't get it.

Is he saying that he doesn't mind if the plane starts going down because he is trained for such a scenerio? Is he insinuating that he has a parachute?

1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-06

Ever watch your best buddy die of salmonella in your arms, man? When I came home, they spit on me and called me "potato killer".

1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-07-06

He is actually pointing to his brain. He obviously doesn't understand the severity of the situation

1 GinFoss 2019-07-06

I like the propeller hat version better

1 bigbird911 2019-07-06

THIS is my WEDDING hat

1 636837000 2019-07-06

Suck a cock Top Gun, sorry it's Bottom Gun.

1 Bluesmoky 2019-07-06

"Wording on hats can be and often is altered, your Highness."