REMINDER: God struck down gentle Philip Marma in the prime of his life, forcing him to purchase his own coffin with his parents. Arthur Lange: still amongst the living.

47  2019-07-06 by JoeCumiasFryingPan

22 comments

Look at this fucker. Sure, his nose deflated like a balloon the day after you buy it, but overall he appears to be getting healthier.

Gang, I don't want to alarm anybody but I'm starting to think that maybe there IS no God.

Between the jaundice and the haircut he now looks like a 70s era Marlon Brando with a nigger nose.

That’s his tan from pumping gas 11 hours a day.

Why did it mention him pumping gas and working on a garbage crew? Is this prison slave labor work or something?

What a fall this dude has taken

Part of his probation is to work jobs where alcohol/drugs aren’t readily available like comedy clubs. Even though he was working diners towards the end.

Probably super easy to find drugs among other comedians

turns out heroin is good for you.

Less stress, and stress is one of the leading factors in most diseases.

He's got that German/Red Indian Rambo blood. He's never going to die.

I wouldn’t call working at a gas station and occasionally trying to stab yourself to death “living”, necessarily.

Anyone else would be in jail a long while.

This guys keeps getting a pass.

Stupid judges. But you have to understand they deal with the worst of the worst dregs of society all the time.

The fact Artie isn’t completely retarded and has a high paying TV show and comedy gigs is enough to get you special treatment.

Nice article from June, stupid

Reminders remind you of a thing that happened before now, stupid

So he's getting a free new nose too? Lol. Yes by all means remove any and all consequences for his actions from his life.

He’s like Charlie Sheen without the AIDS

He looks way better recently

All that hard work on the garbage crew is really helping him out.

Artie is a working class regular Joe, ya know?

The fuck is going on with his lips in that last picture? He doesn't even look like the same person he was on Stern.

Looks like he got plastic surgery and a fake tan.

Another one? I lost the number by now

Philip's dying wish was to stop Joe from playing at the Tiki Joe's bar on August 10th.