"I, Anthony Cumia, was fucking my brother's girlfriend's vagina."

11  2019-07-06 by StuntPeckah

17 comments

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-06

"she was average". Just listened to that line two days ago

1  StuntPeckah 2019-07-06

And never forget the maniacal "I ALWAYS HAD GIRLS" speech he once screamed at a listener, claiming that even before the money and "fame" he always had no problem "getting girls."

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-06

Long Island 2s and 3s count as women right?

1  late_50s_why 2019-07-06

He was so alpha he held the cumio seed for those who were worthy

1  JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-07-06

Reminder that he stayed married for 10 years

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-06

And that his next relationship was 10 years as well.

1  McGowan9 2019-07-06

Plus didn't he buy Stetten a "Happy 24 hour anniversary" card after their first date? What a sappy pushover

1  DigitalTorque 2019-07-06

And that his next relationship was *with a 10 year old.

1  Sternacthegreat 2019-07-06

His ex looks like the Incredible Hulk facially.

1  Tranthydavisjr 2019-07-06

Bitch has the exact mouth/jawline of a chimp.

1  Darth_Saltine 2019-07-06

Getting married because you think it'll make you an adult? Stupid as fuck.

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Marrying your brother's sloppy seconds? White trash as fuck.

1  absultedpr 2019-07-06

Getting married to hide the fact that you’re a homosexual? Not the worst possible outcome , I guess

1  [deleted] 2019-07-06

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1  Nuwanda84 2019-07-06

Looks like an ape with down syndrome. And how about that ugly cunt on the right.

1  Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2019-07-06

It looks like Ron Perlman

1  Toss__Pot 2019-07-06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBPbQ6OF1fA

1  SamRobertsSucks- 2019-07-06

Why would you even date that ape looking bitch?