r/opieandanthonyxyz: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Let me introduce myself. My name is Anthony Cumia. I was born in Central Islip, Long Island... which was not at that time a federal offense. Is there anyone here from Central Islip? Oh, good. We can all relax now.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Let me introduce myself. My name is Anthony Cumia. I was born in Central Islip, Long Island... which was not at that time a federal offense. Is there anyone here from Central Islip? Oh, good. We can all relax now.

20 2019-07-06 by nothing_mattress

3 comments

1 Turbo-tommy 2019-07-06

Fucking a we heard you!

1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-06

Everyone's hands look relaxed except for Cumia's.

1 636837000 2019-07-06

That bald spot!