You are exactly that.

You're only here because everyone around you hates your guts; your family, your neighbors, even your dog/fleshlight.

and yet you're the one prancing around here like a pretentious faggot

Since when are those “failures” ? That takes a lot of hard work.

Shut up Sam

Nah

You post to a wrestling subreddit and a pewdiepie subreddit. :(.

Are you Sam Roberts? If you are you have to tell me.

So you know enough about sam and are so obsessed with this sub you were compelled to post late on a friday evening... hmmm

Yes I have posted in cumtown. That's some deep digging.

i only found out about this o&a sub a week ago

I've been a refugee there for awhile and it's really pushing the boundaries of super retarded ironic-played-as-non-ironic gay there. It's their cornerstone bit and it's almost never clever

Cumtown is awful. I started going there when the original sub broke up and a few recognizable men and woman started posting there. I was just curious to see if they knew who our asian goddess was. I must admit i kinda like their obsession with the girlfriends of the hosts. It reminds me of carol and sue

Normal for fags

he kinda did

Better than 99% of the shit on reddit.

rdonald brainwashed queer

You're gay and probably fat too.