This location is very close to Fire Island, hmmmmm. With five total locations, management would be unexcited about the direction of this controversial act.
I wonder if Joe had to negotiate with the "talent buyers" like he used to brag about on O and A. Nothing made Joe happier than using industry lingo for his cover band.
What would Joe's rider look like?
"I, Joe Cumia (hereafter referred to as "the talent"), require all of the following "backstage":
One (1) Turkey club hero
Two (2) Sons of Anarchy guitar straps
Two (2) All Access Passes
Twelve (12) Bud Lights
None (0) Libtards
Also, the talent requires high-strength wi-fi to combat internet trolls during set breaks.
One LARGE turkey club hero, lettuce, tomato, SWISS cheese, hold the MAYO.
He's such a fucking mongoloid. Every single club owner who read his "rider" laughed at him, that just goes without saying. The only question is, how many of them spat in his shitty sandwich.
Nice one star reviews. The place sounds like a dump. Joe is going to fit right in. Playing for the staff and the two people that made the mistake of trying the place out.
28 comments
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-06
Willing to bet $500 this show will get cancelled.
1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-07-06
That’s $450 more than Nigger Joe was gonna make there.
1 HandsomeMyles 2019-07-06
dont forget the half-priced apps!
1 tstein2398 2019-07-06
Excuse me, Libtard. Those apps will be COMPED 😎
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-06
Wheres my Red Gatorade??? FUCK
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-06
Event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/392122618312184/
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-07-06
Good thing he's swamped with all those private gigs.
1 Der-Giftpilz 2019-07-06
Sounds like a place that a lot of fags blow each other
1 albanianandrea 2019-07-06
Cancelled 😎
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-07-06
This location is very close to Fire Island, hmmmmm. With five total locations, management would be unexcited about the direction of this controversial act.
1 ChadMeltzer 2019-07-06
Yeah, that sounds about right
1 Superbad415 2019-07-06
Kind of inaccurate. Should read
0 Going • 221 interested.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-06
Damn that sounds like a well paid corporate gig someone who plays original music could never hope to book.
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-07-06
green chile sauce COMP'D.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-07-06
Can you sign my gatorade Joe?
1 Kevtv 2019-07-06
I wonder if Joe had to negotiate with the "talent buyers" like he used to brag about on O and A. Nothing made Joe happier than using industry lingo for his cover band.
What would Joe's rider look like?
"I, Joe Cumia (hereafter referred to as "the talent"), require all of the following "backstage":
One (1) Turkey club hero Two (2) Sons of Anarchy guitar straps Two (2) All Access Passes Twelve (12) Bud Lights None (0) Libtards
Also, the talent requires high-strength wi-fi to combat internet trolls during set breaks.
Finally, the talent is not a pedophile.
Copyright Solo Joe enterprises, inc. TM.
1 tstein2398 2019-07-06
This reads far more professional than anything he's ever written.
1 Kevtv 2019-07-06
I considered bro Jo typos but didn't want his demands to get hidden behind incomprehensible uses of quotes and all caps. A true artistic choice.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
One LARGE turkey club hero, lettuce, tomato, SWISS cheese, hold the MAYO.
He's such a fucking mongoloid. Every single club owner who read his "rider" laughed at him, that just goes without saying. The only question is, how many of them spat in his shitty sandwich.
1 Skip4play 2019-07-06
Not just any sandwich a " BIG sandwich"
1 anorock13 2019-07-06
A tiki bar?wtf?
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-07-06
Last time I checked LI was an island. Dumb reditard.
1 tjdon 2019-07-06
How hard would it be to get this shit show cancelled. Give them an excuse, you know they are dying to cancel it already.
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-07-06
Thank you for your service.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-06
This is how he feeds his family, eh? Shitty bar gigs where you'd be lucky to get free leftover chicken wings.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-06
No no, he doesn't feed his family. He's a useless, worthless leech.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
"Tiki Joe's at Captree Boat Basin"
What a loser.
1 Skip4play 2019-07-06
Nice one star reviews. The place sounds like a dump. Joe is going to fit right in. Playing for the staff and the two people that made the mistake of trying the place out.