Imagine having that Xenomorph mouthed, smoking for 40 years "Lawnguyund" voice and accent officiating your wedding, and it's not a "funny theme" wedding.
That is so fucked up and disrespectful of that piece of shit to wear a baseball hat unless they specifically told him beforehand that he was allowed to wear it. All of that footage is from one couple's wedding and none of the men are wearing hats so it's not something that was part of the wedding. The presumptuousness to think it's alright to do something like that makes my fucking blood boil. What an absolute cunt.
21 comments
1 FedallahX 2019-07-05
"Bridesmaid said it was hot out today and that she was afraid people would pass out from the heat. I flashed her this look and pointed to this hat."
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-05
Imagine having that Xenomorph mouthed, smoking for 40 years "Lawnguyund" voice and accent officiating your wedding, and it's not a "funny theme" wedding.
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-07-05
Also, why read off a tablet? It's a few lines of speech, not a giant monologue. It looks silly and ill prepared.
Joe was probably up there in his giant white kicks too.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-05
Use a small podium to try and hide you don't even know the bride and groom's names instead of that ghetto shit.
1 sprimusp 2019-07-05
He has that arrogant/deep singer songwriter look on his face. Bob Dullan.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-05
Bob dildo
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-05
Bob diddlin (kids)
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-05
damn, that's good.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-05
These slow eyed dullards are embarrassing
1 Egg_fucker 2019-07-05
His mouth always looks so anesthetised.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-05
Hey pays cash for the privilege.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-05
What a fucking slack-jawed dunce lol.
This little vid is by far the most professional media any Cumia has ever produced. Dawn is truly the only non trash of that family.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-05
You've gotta be one trashy, low class piece of shit to wear a dirty old baseball cap to wedding.
What happened, Joe? They didn't comp you a turkey sandwich and red gatorade so leaving it on was your method of impotent protest?
1 CoolStoryBro9 2019-07-05
Ironically enough, Joe is the straightest one in this wedding group.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-07-05
That is so fucked up and disrespectful of that piece of shit to wear a baseball hat unless they specifically told him beforehand that he was allowed to wear it. All of that footage is from one couple's wedding and none of the men are wearing hats so it's not something that was part of the wedding. The presumptuousness to think it's alright to do something like that makes my fucking blood boil. What an absolute cunt.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-05
That fucking accent AND the cackle with bonus vocal fry.
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-07-05
She didn't ask Homo Joe to compose the background music.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-05
Joe's "artist" face is by far his most enraging.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-07-05
Enraging? Do you always mimic Jimmy's phrases, or just today?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-05
Just a meaty-breasted zilch I suppose.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-05
He had to wear that hat. Otherwise how would anyone know to thank him for his service? What an utter piece of trash, /u/Doxxer100