Imagine Having This Dull Eyed Lummox at Your Wedding -

15  2019-07-05 by Sternacthegreat

21 comments

"Bridesmaid said it was hot out today and that she was afraid people would pass out from the heat. I flashed her this look and pointed to this hat."

Imagine having that Xenomorph mouthed, smoking for 40 years "Lawnguyund" voice and accent officiating your wedding, and it's not a "funny theme" wedding.

Also, why read off a tablet? It's a few lines of speech, not a giant monologue. It looks silly and ill prepared.

Joe was probably up there in his giant white kicks too.

Use a small podium to try and hide you don't even know the bride and groom's names instead of that ghetto shit.

He has that arrogant/deep singer songwriter look on his face. Bob Dullan.

Bob dildo

Bob diddlin (kids)

damn, that's good.

These slow eyed dullards are embarrassing

His mouth always looks so anesthetised.

Hey pays cash for the privilege.

What a fucking slack-jawed dunce lol.

This little vid is by far the most professional media any Cumia has ever produced. Dawn is truly the only non trash of that family.

You've gotta be one trashy, low class piece of shit to wear a dirty old baseball cap to wedding.

What happened, Joe? They didn't comp you a turkey sandwich and red gatorade so leaving it on was your method of impotent protest?

Ironically enough, Joe is the straightest one in this wedding group.

That is so fucked up and disrespectful of that piece of shit to wear a baseball hat unless they specifically told him beforehand that he was allowed to wear it. All of that footage is from one couple's wedding and none of the men are wearing hats so it's not something that was part of the wedding. The presumptuousness to think it's alright to do something like that makes my fucking blood boil. What an absolute cunt.

That fucking accent AND the cackle with bonus vocal fry.

She didn't ask Homo Joe to compose the background music.

Joe's "artist" face is by far his most enraging.

Enraging? Do you always mimic Jimmy's phrases, or just today?

Just a meaty-breasted zilch I suppose.

He had to wear that hat. Otherwise how would anyone know to thank him for his service? What an utter piece of trash, /u/Doxxer100