I think it's fair to say Joe is a better person than Anth
13 2019-07-05 by SpeckofCoppah
- He plays (genuine) guitar better than Nana
- He's funnier
- Taller
- Battle hardened vet vs guy who got bested by a worn out hooker
- Sex God (makes his girls squirt vs biting his girl to hide his impotence)
The guy is just the superior living male Cumia. The other one is a dweeb.
6 comments
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-05
Okay hold on, that's the man's brother. He's a shrimp and he drinks too much maybe, but he has his show and his millions of fans and that's fine. The problem is he seems to think that gives him a right to shortchange Joe for all he's done.
I mean, he honored the pact, good. But how about a little recognition for the legwork in snagging him his big break? How about the content he provided over the years with his wonderful impromptu calls? How about him putting his ass on the line defending him from rampaging liberals at book signings?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-05
Joe's not married either, but allegedly doesn't marry her so he can also live off benefits from his fugly bitch's dead husband. Anthony has to pay prostitutes to live with him, and the only thing the current one offers in return is being his bodybuilding bodyguard (when Joe's off the clock).
1 will_riker 2019-07-05
Source on the dead husband benefits thing? That seems a little farfetched...
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-07-05
Joe also accepted his baldness better than Anthony.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-05
Joe is a bad person... for not showing us more of his God-like antics.
1 Absoludacris1 2019-07-05
Yeah but imagine the kind of person Joe would be if he had Ant's money