"Christ, with this fuckin food you pray after ya eat!"

"I'll show her a little tenderness after I eat. When I get up there, she won't see my face for an hour."

Not a faggot.

People who get more respect than Joseph Cumia.

But sir, this gentleman gets no respect.

Actually, he’s quite respected in the comedy community.

Oh, literal Audibledogfarts

Exactly

"My daughters no prize either. She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat."