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35 2019-07-05 by bigbird911
Reminder: Anthony could have eeeeeasily hired Joe to be his Keith. Driving, bodyguard, assistant and what not.
Joe could have actually earned a (sort of) honestly living, earning a lot more even. Anthony could have kept things in the family, building up the Cumia tribe into a stronger family. Anthony could have kept his secrets from outsiders. Joe would have resentfully accepted for the bigger payout. Smiling with Anthony’s pillow at the borgata while fantasizing about smothering him with it when he passes out drunk. Joe could of done it all!
But no, Ant used his one working brain cell to figure out Joe is a dumb, smug, talentless, unreliable, complete fuck up. He’d rather trust his money and secrets with a CORRUPT COP. A CORRUPT COP is more trustworthy than JOE CUMIA. Fascinating.
4 comments
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-05
Crooked Keith basically has Ant on a leash like a criminal informant.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-07-05
The Cumias are both lazy, stupid and the product of hereditary baldness.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-07-05
NAMBLA has so little faith in Joe Cumias abilities they stuck him in a basement office.
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-07-05
He didn't hire Joe because he knows what a shiftless loser he is. You're gonna hire a guy who's never had a real job he didn't steal from run your burgeoning media empire? Right.