38 2019-07-04 by MacJInTheBay
1 notasodomite 2019-07-04
Should've used his pic from The Patriot
1 Skyfryer 2019-07-04
Matthew 17:13:
‘And Mel said unto his loyal disciples “Just smile and blow me”.
He was, at times contested by a foul Russian demon who accused him of not letting her fly. Our lord and saviour, Gibson then said unto her, “Well I’m letting you fly now, cunt!”
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-04
Saint Melvin.
1 wbgreen 2019-07-04
Saint Mel of Sydney, patron of masculinity and virility. Say a prayer to him before you enter a jacuzzi, and ye shall be blessed.
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1 notasodomite 2019-07-04
Should've used his pic from The Patriot
1 Skyfryer 2019-07-04
Matthew 17:13:
‘And Mel said unto his loyal disciples “Just smile and blow me”.
He was, at times contested by a foul Russian demon who accused him of not letting her fly. Our lord and saviour, Gibson then said unto her, “Well I’m letting you fly now, cunt!”
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-04
Saint Melvin.
1 wbgreen 2019-07-04
Saint Mel of Sydney, patron of masculinity and virility. Say a prayer to him before you enter a jacuzzi, and ye shall be blessed.