Kumail Nanjiani is a faggot

67  2019-07-04 by Phantas_Magorical

He asked for fat free chocolate milk on hot wings

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38 comments

This is not exactly news to the rest of this.

Look buddy I know I'm not the fastest guy around but I'm just trying to keep things light

He needs to be deported.

It's not the things he does or says that get me most. Mosy it's imagining his awful voice saying them.

I wish India and Pakistan would hurry up and annihilate each other.

That would be one stinky bomb.

Then Bangladesh would be King of the mongs.

I'm just tired of those that hail from the subcontinent in general.

Honestly is there a good Indian?

They knowingly bathe downstream from millions of gallons of spicy diarrhea pouring into the Ganges, then come over here and flirt rapishly with white women their little smelly dicks. Sick of it.

I feel like the kumar guy from harold and kumar is probably decent but if i Google him hes gonna turn out to be a faggot too probably

Yeah, dont google him, you will just hate him afterward

Apu was the only good one but the real street-shitters were jealous that one of them didnt get to voice him so they had him shit-canned.

The only good indian is a dead indian or Gandhi and Gandhi was nothing to write home about.

yeah you retard, bin laden was cool ass hell

Moonish Pabrai

I took my kid to see pets 2 and the previews had not 1 but 2 movies with an Indian leading man! Wtf!

Was one of them the movie where a streetshitter rewrites Beatles songs?

Yeah the premise seemed interesting, but they ruined it with street shitters and a boring love story.

Yup!

"I would very much enjoy it, if you would hold my hand."

You should let your kid know how wrong that is. Back it up with stats and reports.

I want to burn his eyebrows off.

He almost looks normal without them

Idk man, did you know “Stuber” is a combination of the character’s name (Stu) and the company he works for (Uber)? That’s comedy!

He wrote and stars in another movie about a cabbie immigrant??

AND complains about racial stereotyping?

Someone call Hari Kondobolu, I found a much bigger, realer threat than a cartoon.

Kumial Nanajani

He has always been an untalented, unfunny faggot. This street shitter gets work strictly as a diversity hire.

If he only got work as a diversity hire then why is his most financially successful role a part that he wrote an Oscar nominated screenplay for himself?

Oscar nominations are meaningless, street shitter defender.

Industry insider (who write screenplays for a living) opinions are worthless wahhhhhhh. How many feature films have you financed and produced just out of curiosity?

You’re really trying to go to bat for this shit skin. Only a street shitter would do such a thing.

It happens to the best of us, brotherman. Anyway what are you haulin’?

Black Panther got an oscar nomination

After that oscars so white bullshit, anyone darker than will smith got charity noms and awards

You're a little fruity for watching that dumb shit.

I know sir it also was the one with (((Adam Devine))), the only successful workaholic for some reason.

He did not bring up his new show with Danny McBride so yes I am gay and I wasted my time

He was actually great in the twilight zone episode he was in,but yeah besides that total faggot

He's kinda funny on parks and rec too