I caught my old lady messing around town so I got her with a frying pan

Squirtin on another man

That shit makes me sick

To be fair at her geriatric age I believe it’s called incontinence not squirting.

I mean she's doing it constantly, so I don't think it's sexual.

Dead eyes. Lifeless eyes, like a cows eyes

Hey Fred Schneider what are you doin?