Embarrassing, child like behaviour

What you expect from a pudgy worm who probably still needs a booster seat when he goes to the barbers.

Meanwhile Opie went home to a wife and family who loved him.

Yeah but Jim took out Mary Jean for a Froyo, and paid for her Uber home. Pretty similar lot in life.

Jim got to go home and look at photos of himself with celebrities so

I hope there was an allowance made for some almonds and mustard?

Did you just say fucking ALMONDS? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SUGAR IS IN AN ALMOND? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SALT IS IN SUGAR? YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG!

He's trying to notherfuck you, man.

Simp Norton

I thought she cheated on him and his kid is bams?

Thats just a fib

Jim threw a gloat party after Opie got fired. Opie stayed at the beach for literally an entire year after he got fired, all through his childrens' school year. He posted all the time on weekdays through the fall, showing snow on the beach. He posted beach stuff on weekdays into the winter in the middle of the Thanksgiving-to-Christmas school run. Well after Christmas, into February and into March.

His kids didn't go to school in a beach community.

But Opie's a "family man" and Jim threw one party.

You know his kids’ school district huh?

I know his wife didn't move the whole god damn family to the beach for the whole god damn year.

Opies kids are homeschool by one of the top tier educators on the easy coast, stupid.

Not very homefathered, though.

How dare you?

Jim looks far different in this video than the one he made on Instagram about wanting to kill himself.

I hate his eyebrows

I hate him.

Fucking inconsequential dud. Jesus, the best he can say when Sam questions the guests over-eager laughter is "That was Kennys joke...alright" whilst forcing a smile so hard you'd swear his heads gonna split in two.

All those times Jimmy called people "baby boys", he was really referring to himself. What a fag.

And now he’s a big fatty. AGAIN.

Jim, Sam, Kenny, and Mary Jean. Would've been a great time for a lightning strike.

Too bad it was in ants asshole.

All the those zeroes in there would have been no where without Opie. Nana would have been a terrible boss that would have just rented about race and just look how poorly run Compound media is. I know Opie was hard to work with and a douche but don’t bite the hand that feeds you

And dont bite your gfs hand either.

Or hit your wife with a frying pan

MOO! 🐮

Feminine traits exhibited by Males are a disgrace, if you ask me. The more I try and listen to the old shows, it is more evident.

They were always embarassing but back then they were funny too. Everything that's good dies bbbbboyyysss. Punchin out!

i hear ya brother, thats why i only listen to nopies. know what im sayin?

also, opie is an active pedophile

He’s just such a little bitch.

And now he gets to do the worst radio show on the planet with Sam Roberts. I'm happy to know that he will die sad and alone.

A meet of the Opie assassination conspirators.

Such an old fag. He will die miserable and alone, and he knows it too. He should just come out as gay and change his stand up routine. He might gain a new audience and start making more money.

Imagine all the ass a normal person could slam in a place like that.

They have to bring camping furniture though, otherwise there is nowhere to sit.

5 mutants standing around not drinking in a pathetically unfurnished apartment is not a party. No hyperbole: Jim is one of the most pathetic humans I can think of. He has money and fame and is still among the most pitiful losers i can imagine.

Passive aggressive bitch behavior.

He really has become a faggity woman. How is j im m and Sam not cancelled. Seriously cocks out how many of you nig nogs actually have a Sirius xm sub to listen to Jim and sam?

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Fuck, I had liked this tweet two years ago. Can I go back and time and call myself a faggot?

haha good one kenny. bunch of friends hanging out having a good time. norton wins again!

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

A party with no alcohol or drugs and dont you even THINK ABOUT STEPPING OUT DOWNSTAIRS FOR A JOINT! I'M AN ADDICT!!!!