Magic mirror on the wall, who is the biggest faggot of them all?

117  2019-07-02 by redditsipowillsuck

9 comments

Those ears are so fucking big and swollen they could stop two walls closing in on each other

Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the biggest faggot of them all.

There was a ruffle duffle,

Five minutes it lasted,

The mirror said, "You're an ugly washed up faggot"

Well that's true! That's why we never have no beef,

So I swallowed some Xanax and began to tweet

We're just some niggas who're on the mic

Hopefully like Rick the ruler the government ends up sending Antwan back to whatever country held Actually from. Most likely Morocca but possibly of the Romani peoplw

bloated drunk faggot with a nose like a kike

One little movie in the theatre and all your dreams will come true

Balls are blue, And full of goo, Since I have missed my Sue, my Sue Prostate play, the hole of poo, And vibrating eggs, those too, those too! Spontaneous fun, Till I lost my gun, Now all the comics, it's me they shun! Booze brain damage, so much done, That now I can scarcely make a pun, Now it's only me, and Connor Flay-Heart-Eey Big A and Bobo at every compound party, Researching the black, like a no good hack, With jokes less fresh than Joe Rogan's last act.