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106  2019-07-02 by billdipshitbellamy

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How wonderful would it be to get the expressive black guy to do a Cameo?

That man proves it's not just this Reddit sub that thinks Joe is a dope.

Just like the Times Square Pedophile Ender, they would have to somehow find us. We got nothing to go on.

I think we can do this. Tracking down our hero:

The people's court is filmed in Stamford, CT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Court

Assuming he was a studio audience member, and not accompanying any of the other guests:

Stamford's demographics break down to 13-15% African American https://www.areavibes.com/stamford-ct/demographics/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamford,_Connecticut#Demographics

So that leaves us with ~15,943 potential African Americans in the city of Stamford.

Assuming 50/50 male to female, that means 7972 potential chocolate heroes.

So what do we know about Stamford? Any people live close by for more metrics or identifiers that we can use to break this down?

Maybe post in https://www.reddit.com/r/StamfordCT/ using a screen grab (not doctored or manipulated)?

Or https://www.reddit.com/r/Connecticut/ to cast a wider net?

I have questions that only this man has the answer to!

This is the exact kind of dedication we need.

I always underestimate the full spectrum of our powers

This was what Joe wanted us to do to an innocent black man on Facebook, except we want to thank this guy for enriching our lives.

our one and only u/sibhashian13 lives in that shithole

Hahaha. Maybe Tye knows who he is.

Tye probably sold him his iPhone

You can also cut the number again to black men between the ages of 20-40

Don Wicklund

EBG stole our hearts without even saying a word

stole our hearts

Figures! WHY CANT THEY BEHAVE!?

EBG is a rock star here and he has no idea. There is no god.

Yeah. Plus I think /u/timallenonacid killed himself like 4 days ago

And if threats of "SUBPOENA" ever haunt your late hours, take solace in the fact that Joe went to pretend TV court for free arbitration, instead of paying an actual lawyer big boy money for real court.

Even pedophiles can make contracts

Thank You...

We are the chosen people yet we have been repeatedly expelled from our home lands. This is exactly how the Jews must feel.