Have we all placed our bets yet?

64  2019-07-02 by J-Bradley1

25 comments

I usually bet on an underdog, so this is a difficult choice

Anth looking good in that sweater.

I'm your boyfriend now Danny!

I don't like Danny mocking Joe's bowlegs. So insolent. Bovine Joe has the height and reach advantage, and Danny will threaten to sue as soon as he's hit.

I say Joevine with a 2nd round stoppage due to threat of legal action.

JoeH will win the battle but Danny will win the war via lawsuit

Would Joe Rogan be a more even match, you think?

For Joe, maybe.

Danny has the superpower of threatening lawsuits. He's a Teflon Jigga.

Joe would crush the Kike

It'll end with them discussing their differences over coffee

Stawbucks

just imagine how tall Joe would be without his leg deformities. 6'5"?

Does anyone have Danny as the scheming Jew?

Danny will win this by blowing Joe, then suddenly uppercutting him in his cow throat.

Please make 40 more of these

Imagine thinking that shirt is appropriate

My money's still on Danny scurrying between Joe's legs and attacking the balls.

attacking the balls

Udders, you mean

What’s the line on total rounds?

Joe is a war hero after all, while Danny is just crazy and Jewish. Got to go with the bovine on this one.

Joe is a war hero after all

Ain't no one peeled potatoes as savagely as him. Dude was a BEAST

Hmm bow-legged David Cross vs actual sized Jew from a nazi propaganda poster.

Fuck it I hope they both lose

That Fender button-up is premium boomer-wear.

That shirt is enraging

This “costume” was to please Ant. Always way too many references to that movie.

Joe looks like a guy that would run a “knives for sale” stand at a flea market.