Reminder: His Highness Ian Halperin read Anthony a poem about how ugly he is and Anthony proceeded to throw a hissy fit for an hour

1  2019-07-01 by wwendell

Anthony, his love for His Highness like honey

No Cleopatra

Ugly as a mud fence

Toilet sounds like a foghorn

His love for His Highness like money

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So pungent, his jealousy like an onion

Face and feet ugly as Cruella de Vil

His personality and head bald as a bandicoot

Loose ass needs to do some squats and lunges

I still love Anthony

His love for His Highness like honey

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Insecure, defensive, Viagra

Shaken baby syndrome way back when

Balls look like butternut squash soup

Shakespeare sonnets

No Cleopatra

Rattled by the rush

Anthony, his love for His Highness like honey

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Someone get His Highness a Nobel Prize.

3 comments

Yeah I'm gonna have to hear the audio. This transcript leaves a lot to be desired.

Ah the "I've been called sexy before" moment