Listen Sam. I know you lurk here.

29  2019-07-01 by aRTie02150

Dude. Get rid of the hair and trim the beard down.

You won't look as horrible and it'll probably boost your confidence a little bit.

Take the advice or go fuck yourself.

20 comments

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-01

1) Why would you try to help Sam?

2) Why do you think Sam is capable of accepting constructive criticism?

I'm starting to worry about you, brotherman

1  Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-01

I’d prefer if he just ended it, but I’m biased.

1  comic631 2019-07-01

He should pull a Benoit and end all of their suffering.

1  Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-01

Jess is a sweetheart and kids are innocent ( most of them ). The world would be an objectively better place without Sam in it.

1  AxelSpott 2019-07-01

The kids can only continue on this plain of existence if they have none of sams DNA. Its also the only way I could consider Jess still useable

1  Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-01

Perhaps. But Sam's tainted DNA has infected all of them.

It's the only way they can be saved...

1  Terahite 2019-07-01

Replace work friends with family and I like the Benoit suggestion.

1  AxelSpott 2019-07-01

*based

1  gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-07-01

remarkable collection of stupids, huh sam? comment?

1  GroovyBastard 2019-07-01

The only good thing that wet bag of shit has ever done is mention the old sub on the show a few times years ago and cause me to find it.

You know, now that I think about it, other people probably found it that way too. So he brought all of this shit on himself really.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-07-01

Trim from the chin down, horizontally, to the back of your spine

1  kingship75 2019-07-01

That sounds dangerous.

1  Vawsh 2019-07-01

Antediluvian looking motherfucker.

1  LvL99BlackMage 2019-07-01

Sam's Seed doesn't even lurk here.

1  literalotherkin 2019-07-01

I'm like Hannibal Lecter after Mason Verger cut off his face. I prefer him like he is now.

1  PrinceAlena 2019-07-01

Hey Sam, the beard looks great and totally doesn’t look like a wet mess of matted public hair .

Also, when you’re sweating profusely on the pre-show trying to force enthusiasm and charisma it totally works! Bobby Heenan 2.0

1  ConflictAddict 2019-07-01

Sam should reprise the blue beetle's final stunt.

1  chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-01

Grow up and whining about chicken tendies, Sam. Fucking faggot.

1  spacesheriffgavan 2019-07-01

Hey Sam, since we're going with advices, how about this one : KILL YOURSELF.

1  TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-07-01

Imagine having Sam Roberts as your father figure. His kids gonna end up a school shooter