r/opieandanthonyxyz: Jax delosso sure is funny

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-01

Damn. I have no idea who that slattern is but I'd sure like to titty-fuck her.

1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-01

Id love to shoot my laughter all over her

1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-07-01

Another https://www.instagram.com/p/BzQrLXtA_kP/?igshid=q7beawh9vrcu

1 aRTie02150 2019-07-01

One of the comments say "You are hilarious"

I swear to God we need another 9-11

1 fourStrokes1900 2019-07-01

It'd just become another opportunity for these sponges to self promote

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-01

I can't even imagine the boo-hoo self pity parties on parade among all the open mic and Brooklyn comics on every "comedy" podcast and social media platform. For years they'd drag that out.

1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-07-01

Good lord.

1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-01

She's sucking in like her life depended on it

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-01

She's had a ton of lipo, that's why there's horizontal creases on her midsection.

1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-01

I was gonna say she's one Shake Shack trip away from turning into a haggard bag of cellulite but apparently she already has.

1 aRTie02150 2019-07-01

Oh yay another attractive female comic who has all her material written for her. She's so brave and fierce.

Obviously I'd fuck her pussy till it turned blue, but that doesn't mean I can't hate her for no reason.

1 AxelSpott 2019-07-01

I'd only use her ass and mouth. Her pussy is just for career advancement

1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-07-01

Her pussy is already blue, sir.

1 Skyfryer 2019-07-01

I hate the word ‘brave’ now. It no longer means anything. All of the pride and selflessness has been taken out of it. Now it just means ‘that person did something eccentric that has potential value’.

1 SirSodomy 2019-07-01

Funny nose on her

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-01

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwDumlxnUas/

1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-07-01

What's that thing where the dishwasher is supposed to be?

1 Jungies 2019-07-01

Wine fridge I think.

1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-07-01

Checks out. Boxed wine for days.

1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-07-01

Is she a wop or a jew?

1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-07-01

Yes.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-01

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnmgj0tH9uc/

Looks like someone hit her in the face with a frying pan

1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-07-01

She was married to Joe?

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-01

Hangin' with Bob Kelly

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlJL0QLH5rj/

1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-07-01

Jax Dell'oso sounds like Joe Derosa's d&d character.

1 feedfatrick 2019-07-01

I’m fucking howling

1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-07-01

Those are fakers BTW.

1 J-Bradley1 2019-07-01

"How much did they cost??"

https://i.redd.it/agsmyfm8vacy.jpg

1 Mbm40 2019-07-01

When you’re a beefy gal it’s a smart move to get big fakers

1 McGowan9 2019-07-01

Fucking bitch

1 Poon_Don 2019-07-01

She has the face of this gross chick in college who wouldn't accept that I didn't wanna fuck her goofy ass and the tits of this other one I actually did wanna fuck but only wanted to be my buddy. Basically I can't stand this idiot

1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-07-01

I'd plow til the Joe's come home

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-01

I got friend zoned by a tall blonde teenager with natural J cups. It took six years to get out of the friend zone. Worth every minute.

1 rykorotez 2019-07-01

Dassa besso.

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-07-01

So what's the story with this one? Is she woke? Is she another comedy thot that just has her material written for her (note: Most famous comedians have worked with writers throughout their careers, but do you mean to say that her writer(s) is essentially carrying most of the weight)?

Why the hatred?

1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-07-01

Idk, I just like looking at her jugs

1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-01

She doesn't seem woke or pandering from anything I've seen. She gives off a "I'm a dumb slut and want attention...but I don't take myself seriously!" vibe that is weird and fake.

The best thing I can say about her is she isn't painfully unfunny...Just regular unfunny

Oh and she's got some big ass tiddies.

1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-01

Jaxabesso, jus beefers n fuggin...

1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-01

looks like the kind of pig you could get lucky picking up at a mcdonalds

1 yevyoyevyo 2019-07-01

Never even heard of this big titted idiot. Just went to her Twitter. She's unfunny and might be a mudshark to boot

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-01

Jax Dassabesso

1 bdrum_16 2019-07-01

Meh face overshadowed by those nice bolt-on tits.