Opie Radio Ep. 120 - 46:59

45  2019-07-01 by Vawsh

Opie: You wanna papaya thing?

Carl: No!

O: (yelling at some street vendor) YOU GUYS DO THE PAPAYA THING?

C: Noooo....

O: No? No papaya thing? (to Carl) Why ya walkin' away from the papaya lady?

C: Because you're talking to people with your fucking autism again. You gotta leave people alone.

27 comments

Vurry good

So many parallels between Opie and Fez... with Fez being the more functional one.

I just listened to the audio of him crying over the word "crazy" in a car commercial. God damn Ronnie B was hilarious in that shit

Even at his worst, Fez still had some funny lines. I loved it when he made fun of BL and sounded like Cartman.

NO BINNIE THATS MAH POTPIE!!!

Brothaman pushin' that envelope!

The opester loves an uncomfortable moment

Unlike some , he doesn't run from the pain , he speeds toward it like a raging bull . True Alpha .

DIIIIIIIIIIP!

Carl is too tired and stressed from his restaurant opening to put up with opies shit

It really sounds like it, at one point he calls opies recording gear a dialysis machine.

Does Opie still refer to himself as a shockjock

his career right now resembles a cocksock

Papaya hole papaya hole papaya hole papaya hole, Carl, why do you have your finger out like it's looking for a papaya hole papaya hole papaya hole

Opie likes to latch onto words then run it into the fucking ground.

Watch your mouth before I warsh it out with soap.

Its time to let Opie go, guys....

Would love to grab a cold road soda with the brotherman and the philly crew. Love that guy.

He has a hot adult wife and a brother who he helped build a successful restaurant with. Not a fucking nigger rich wop giving his lazy fat brother an allowance out of pity.

Carl takes shots at Opie all the time and Opie doesn't get sensitive. Makes me think a lot of Opies sensitivity might have been the environment.

Sometimes I think that, but then I remember that whatever shitty environment existed at O & A, HE created. Even delusional Opie understands that he can't behave as horribly as he'd like to, in his current circumstances. No one's handcuffed to him the way Ant, Jimmy, the staff and comics dependent on plugs were.

The Opster is fucking fearless. He forces himself inside and then settles right into the awkwardness.

Did Vic Henley jump off this ship?

Meat doesn't deliver itself.

He takes Pride Month off, most lesbians do.

I fuckin love Carl

Him fucking Ms. Chipperson was great

Carl is the most listenable part of that podcast. Not sure I can tolerate a Standalone Brothaaman yet.