Someone here has to have enough money to do this. I want to see a video of Joe, talking about someone shitting in his laundry hamper, as Tony Soprano please and thank you.
It’s too bad we are not better organized. I‘ve never given a donation online for anything except Wikipedia but O&A trolling would be a close second, in terms of a cause I‘d like to support. Imagine the hijinks we could buy if a thousand of us gave 20 bucks. Talk about a great return on investment.
The crazy thing about this is that if he's paying for the steakhouse, the way he claims, you could easily turn that into a $200 along with everything else its possible you could make him lose money on this
Some nutjob is going to do this, gobble down food at the 4th of July party, eat $200 worth of wine and steak at the dinner, then after he pays the bill, kidnap him and force his wife to pay a $10k ransom. Then to add insult to injury, they'll cancel the patreon membership.
No lie. That’s a legit nice outdoor kitchen setup if that’s actually really his(wife’s). Count Kumia wishes his not white wop trash McMansion had a setup like that
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1 DigitalTorque 2019-07-01
Shit i’d pay $500 not to have dinner with some Ritalin addicted opening act.
I would go to the 4th of July party though, it’d be fun to watch Joes wife react in disgust to all of his quirks and social media antics.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-07-01
I’d do it just to throat fuck his wife in front of him
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
She would too.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
Does Joe publicly post his address like our other Joe? Could be a fun party crash, some original content fo da sub.
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-01
I'm sad this hasn't been followed up with an address posted here already
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-01
I'll pop some Ritalin and not go to dinner with you for 100, friend.
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-01
I’d rather have a 1000 dollar episode of the Joseph Cumia Show.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
Apples and oranges.
1 JDummyPodtrash 2019-07-01
Someone here has to have enough money to do this. I want to see a video of Joe, talking about someone shitting in his laundry hamper, as Tony Soprano please and thank you.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
What's the vig on $500?
1 weirdworksagain 2019-07-01
It’s too bad we are not better organized. I‘ve never given a donation online for anything except Wikipedia but O&A trolling would be a close second, in terms of a cause I‘d like to support. Imagine the hijinks we could buy if a thousand of us gave 20 bucks. Talk about a great return on investment.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-01
Whoever was in charge of the fund would steal the money and buy drugs and fast food
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-01
honestly it was my first thought too. aaah, the failures of socialism.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-01
Wait, socialism allows me to buy drugs and fast food?
I used to think socialism was gay
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-01
only if youre the one pooling the mulah
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-01
Shut up and give me drugs
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-01
Start sucking and see what you get
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-01
If we explain the situation to the warden, would he let Killa Kuhn out for a date night with Joey?
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-01
The crazy thing about this is that if he's paying for the steakhouse, the way he claims, you could easily turn that into a $200 along with everything else its possible you could make him lose money on this
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-01
It’s not his money, it’s his wife’s.
1 ArgumentChamp 2019-07-01
How'd he get a sugar mama? Is he 6'1 or something?
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-07-01
Indeed, he's now bribing people to hang with.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
This reminds me of Milo's $750 per month thing or something that featured a year dinner and free Milo ringtones and answering machine messages.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-07-01
He was escorting himself to homos no doubt .
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
But how many months do you have to subscribe for before the steakhouse feature is unlocked? It's look like a 1 time per year kinda thing.
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-01
That might be it
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
You'd have to eat a lot of steaks to cover $6,000
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-01
Some nutjob is going to do this, gobble down food at the 4th of July party, eat $200 worth of wine and steak at the dinner, then after he pays the bill, kidnap him and force his wife to pay a $10k ransom. Then to add insult to injury, they'll cancel the patreon membership.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-01
No lie. That’s a legit nice outdoor kitchen setup if that’s actually really his(wife’s). Count Kumia wishes his not white wop trash McMansion had a setup like that
1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-01
There’s a watermark, it’s not his.
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-01
What are you saying he's not using a shot from his own places spread in HouseBeautiful?
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-01
Well now I feel like a jerk
1 GinFoss 2019-07-01
That sounds like one of those leading questions Sam asks so Jim and shout "NOO!" And then Sam goes ahehehehehehehe
But no. Definitely not.
1 lowend73 2019-07-01
"Drink bourbon and smoke cigars with Joe Matarese, dinner at Sparks?"
1 chulathedog 2019-07-01
Karen from philly
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-01
What is it with Joes and consistently out-pathetic-ing themselves?
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
Matarese, Cumia and Piscopo. What a glum lot.
1 Joeybeans1200 2019-07-01
For $500 I expect to be blown
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-07-01
I'm all in with the resurgence of Matarese hate
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-01
He's just so hatable.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-01
Pay me 500 dollars monthly to be my friend.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-07-01
WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS JOE MATARESE?
1 rahtin 2019-07-01
Is he back to doing 100% Italian?
I loved that podcast.