Do you think anyone has signed up to Joe Matarese's $500 per month tier?

41  2019-07-01 by redditsipowillsuck

43 comments

Shit i’d pay $500 not to have dinner with some Ritalin addicted opening act.

I would go to the 4th of July party though, it’d be fun to watch Joes wife react in disgust to all of his quirks and social media antics.

I’d do it just to throat fuck his wife in front of him

She would too.

Does Joe publicly post his address like our other Joe? Could be a fun party crash, some original content fo da sub.

I'm sad this hasn't been followed up with an address posted here already

I'll pop some Ritalin and not go to dinner with you for 100, friend.

I’d rather have a 1000 dollar episode of the Joseph Cumia Show.

Apples and oranges.

Someone here has to have enough money to do this. I want to see a video of Joe, talking about someone shitting in his laundry hamper, as Tony Soprano please and thank you.

What's the vig on $500?

It’s too bad we are not better organized. I‘ve never given a donation online for anything except Wikipedia but O&A trolling would be a close second, in terms of a cause I‘d like to support. Imagine the hijinks we could buy if a thousand of us gave 20 bucks. Talk about a great return on investment.

Whoever was in charge of the fund would steal the money and buy drugs and fast food

honestly it was my first thought too. aaah, the failures of socialism.

Wait, socialism allows me to buy drugs and fast food?

I used to think socialism was gay

only if youre the one pooling the mulah

Shut up and give me drugs

Start sucking and see what you get

If we explain the situation to the warden, would he let Killa Kuhn out for a date night with Joey?

The crazy thing about this is that if he's paying for the steakhouse, the way he claims, you could easily turn that into a $200 along with everything else its possible you could make him lose money on this

It’s not his money, it’s his wife’s.

How'd he get a sugar mama? Is he 6'1 or something?

Indeed, he's now bribing people to hang with.

This reminds me of Milo's $750 per month thing or something that featured a year dinner and free Milo ringtones and answering machine messages.

He was escorting himself to homos no doubt .

But how many months do you have to subscribe for before the steakhouse feature is unlocked? It's look like a 1 time per year kinda thing.

That might be it

You'd have to eat a lot of steaks to cover $6,000

Some nutjob is going to do this, gobble down food at the 4th of July party, eat $200 worth of wine and steak at the dinner, then after he pays the bill, kidnap him and force his wife to pay a $10k ransom. Then to add insult to injury, they'll cancel the patreon membership.

No lie. That’s a legit nice outdoor kitchen setup if that’s actually really his(wife’s). Count Kumia wishes his not white wop trash McMansion had a setup like that

There’s a watermark, it’s not his.

What are you saying he's not using a shot from his own places spread in HouseBeautiful?

Well now I feel like a jerk

That sounds like one of those leading questions Sam asks so Jim and shout "NOO!" And then Sam goes ahehehehehehehe

But no. Definitely not.

"Drink bourbon and smoke cigars with Joe Matarese, dinner at Sparks?"

Karen from philly

What is it with Joes and consistently out-pathetic-ing themselves?

Matarese, Cumia and Piscopo. What a glum lot.

For $500 I expect to be blown

I'm all in with the resurgence of Matarese hate

He's just so hatable.

Pay me 500 dollars monthly to be my friend.

WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS JOE MATARESE?

Is he back to doing 100% Italian?

I loved that podcast.