The dead man’s payments would be in Mrs. Walsh’s name so she must report the money. Nana’s allowance is under the table so Joe would therefore have no reportable income and qualifies in theory for literal welfare. Anybody think he doesn’t take the “free” money? 🐮 Of course he does. He probably justifies it as “well if THEY (minorities) get it....”
Slow Joe is a leech on his brother, his girlfriend’s dead husband, and the public. Disgusting selfish Boomer!
I can honestly say I would take free money every month but that's literally the only thing that is good about his life. I wouldn't want to live on trashy long island, sleeping with skeletor, playing shitty 80s pop music i didn't even write to alcoholic geriatrics, riding a jap knockoff of a Harley that all the clubs I pretend to be in would kick my ads for riding, and being a deadbeat father with my only social life being playing cards with a group of child molesters that only hang out with me because my brother was once on a form of dead media.
But he's a FODDER of FOUR, the main mastermind behind The Opie & Anthony Show. And he loves this subreddit. He needs to motherfuck Keith and take his rightful throne as the CEO of Cumpound Media.
Right now, he's a leech, but he still has a chance to become something, or not. Most likely not.
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1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-07-01
The dead man’s payments would be in Mrs. Walsh’s name so she must report the money. Nana’s allowance is under the table so Joe would therefore have no reportable income and qualifies in theory for literal welfare. Anybody think he doesn’t take the “free” money? 🐮 Of course he does. He probably justifies it as “well if THEY (minorities) get it....”
Slow Joe is a leech on his brother, his girlfriend’s dead husband, and the public. Disgusting selfish Boomer!
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-01
Yeah well he does plenty of charity work too. He gives guitar lessons to several underprivileged black youth for free!
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-07-01
So we are calling fucking children in the ass "guitar lessons" now?
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-01
He only covets their spit, his younger brother covets their asses. The fuck outta here with your #fakenews
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-01
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.-qC9CAXjknhoUPAjEdilVAHaE8&pid=Api&dpr=1.5
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-07-01
I would love Joe's life and yes I am a degenerate scumbag.
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-01
I can honestly say I would take free money every month but that's literally the only thing that is good about his life. I wouldn't want to live on trashy long island, sleeping with skeletor, playing shitty 80s pop music i didn't even write to alcoholic geriatrics, riding a jap knockoff of a Harley that all the clubs I pretend to be in would kick my ads for riding, and being a deadbeat father with my only social life being playing cards with a group of child molesters that only hang out with me because my brother was once on a form of dead media.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-01
this sub wouldn't mind any money he takes from Ant. in fact he deserves it.
yet he watches, without emotion, his brother being robbed blind by his now-flailing company's CEO, a dubious ex-cop.
does he understand that the ''allowance'' his brother affords him is about to run out sooner than later due to this cop's actions?
The newest Mercedes-Benz, a luxury yacht, beach property... all paid for by Compound Media? These belong to Joe!
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-01
#JusticeforJoe
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-01
i just don't like attacking or making fun of victims! this is not what this sub is about.
#JusticeforJoe
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-01
#FreeHat
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-01
I was told there would be punch and pie
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-01
He was his older brother, and he was PASSED OVA!!
1 McGowan9 2019-07-01
Joe and Carol are welfare leeches. Very un-American!
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-01
Joe Cumia, everyone.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-01
But he's a FODDER of FOUR, the main mastermind behind The Opie & Anthony Show. And he loves this subreddit. He needs to motherfuck Keith and take his rightful throne as the CEO of Cumpound Media.
Right now, he's a leech, but he still has a chance to become something, or not. Most likely not.