I love that he congratulated himself before losing the weight just to give up and continue being a fat slob. Putting your body in “fat burning mode” still makes me laugh.
Well, he front-loaded his weight loss program by bragging on day one about how smart and disciplined he is, and how he'd be super fit in no time. So he did all the fun stuff and all that was left was to live up to his word and put out some effort, so he immediately gave up.
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1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-07-01
I love that he congratulated himself before losing the weight just to give up and continue being a fat slob. Putting your body in “fat burning mode” still makes me laugh.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-01
Well, he front-loaded his weight loss program by bragging on day one about how smart and disciplined he is, and how he'd be super fit in no time. So he did all the fun stuff and all that was left was to live up to his word and put out some effort, so he immediately gave up.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-01
Wasn’t there some ridiculous promise of 25lbs in 2 months or something? What a fucking dope.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-07-01
I can tell that’s Joe Cumia from the propeller scars on his back, and the stretch marks on his asshole.
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-01
I get it because Manatees are also callled Sea Cows
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-01
Joe shouldn’t be a part of hu-manatee
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-01
He isn’t. He is Italian.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-01
Oh the huge manatee!
1 Superbad415 2019-07-01
He’s right though. Anyone can do this diet. There’s no excuse for being obese.
1 Dick_donger 2019-07-01
Hes 6'1 guys. Dont forget that
1 realestassdude 2019-07-01
Layla did too.
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-07-01
Do they make waterproof SOA clothing? Asking for a sea cow.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-01
Mind over matter is all. you need to just apply brainpower. like beating a lie detector by staring at a fucking doorknob.