Day 1 of Old-school, no sugar, no CARBS diet. And no MEALS after 8PM. If I CAN do it ANYone can.

59  2019-07-01 by shickadantz

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I love that he congratulated himself before losing the weight just to give up and continue being a fat slob. Putting your body in “fat burning mode” still makes me laugh.

Well, he front-loaded his weight loss program by bragging on day one about how smart and disciplined he is, and how he'd be super fit in no time. So he did all the fun stuff and all that was left was to live up to his word and put out some effort, so he immediately gave up.

Wasn’t there some ridiculous promise of 25lbs in 2 months or something? What a fucking dope.

I can tell that’s Joe Cumia from the propeller scars on his back, and the stretch marks on his asshole.

I get it because Manatees are also callled Sea Cows

Joe shouldn’t be a part of hu-manatee

He isn’t. He is Italian.

Oh the huge manatee!

He’s right though. Anyone can do this diet. There’s no excuse for being obese.

Hes 6'1 guys. Dont forget that

Layla did too.

Do they make waterproof SOA clothing? Asking for a sea cow.

Mind over matter is all. you need to just apply brainpower. like beating a lie detector by staring at a fucking doorknob.