I like how he tells this story that he perceived as so important to both he and Anthony and then says "that's one for the book.". I don't have to read the book to know 100% that story is not in the book.

I bet it was supposed to be in the book, but Keith the Cop paid the ghost writers to take it out, and he paid for it with money that should have been in Joe's pocket.

It's probably in the book but retold with Keith as the hero.

I doubt Anthony even replied to this. Or even read it. He's got Joe on the pay no mind list.

“Roman handshake” aka rubbing their cocks together

"several hundred yards" aka nowhere close to that

He meant to say 'Roman War-Helmet'.

PS- Lemme shoehorn in my shitty condolences to the real life death of a child after telling a (clearly horse-shit) story that makes me sound like a goddamn saviour. There's nothing this dumb fuck won't lie about.

He's so verbose and I get legitimately annoyed when I see him post something in that retarded style he writes in

"Arrr, the sea was dark and angry that day ye land lubbers. Old Davey Jones grabbed me by the poopdeck and tried to drag me down to the briney deep, but I outsmarted him, I did."

It was almost a roman holiday for the rest of us.

This was actually a repressed memory for a child molestation.

"I'm glad I adhered to what I was taught"

Yeah, were you taught anything about parenting skills or hard work?

Oh, right. You adhered to everything you learned from Sr.

What a dumb lying dickhead.

He is exhausting

Translation: two black kids that couldn't swim got knocked over by a small wave once and panicked.

Lifelong retards. Right from the start.

I know you're here, Joe, lurking. And your stories suck. You fucking ponderous idiot.

Where was Joe Sr during this?

Sucking off jimmy jonson and getting fucked by a mexican.

Last I checked, most slum trash (black or white), can’t swim for shit. Am I really to believe these wop bums were able to pull this off?

Joe reads about a child dying by drowning and his first instinct is to share a terrible and likely entirely fictional story about how he was in a similar situation but didn't die. Then he has the balls to sandwich the story between his comparatively sparse and insincere condolences. He did not give a fraction of a fuck about that child's death. He merely saw it as a gateway to blither on and on about his own experiences that are, again, very likely fictional.

Hahahahahahahaha. “Humble narrator”. That is hilarious.

"Long/short"
Then writes 6 cumia paragraph of lies and bullshit that took him hours to think of and edit. Hang yourself joey jr pathetic loser.
They really are dumb idiots like with rotgut they take anything they hear on the news and make up a bullshit story that makes them feel good for being weak little homosexuals that dont work and cant even visit their mother on her death bed. Fucking scum cumia boys are.

Shame that story didn't have a happy ending.

A child in Brooklyn literally died and all this ass can think about is himself.

So Joe saved Ant's life and built his career and all he gets is pocket money while Keith the cop is getting millions of dollars from Ant for basically doing the opposite?

"Your humble narrator"

Ah yes, you hear "Joe Cumia" you immediately think "humble guy."

I don't want him to die, that would leave this place with a dearth of material, but I do wish physical pain on him.

Resentful Joe painting Anthony as a pissy-eyed, panicky Pete, in contrast to Joe’s unflappable, MacGuyver-esque depiction of himself.

I bet they wore t shirts into the water. Those people often do

Long winded boob