It’s a Gucci edition Fiat you libtard loser fuck face! Last time I checked Gucci was expensive and classy so get fucked (since you never do the fucking 😂😂😂😎) redditard loser! I win, you lose. 😎😎
Some would argue 100%. If he didn't bring that tape to Opie, none of this would have happened.
Which is sort of interesting, since in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1N5MC7oxSA Joe Cumia says Any brought up the song parody contest to Joe, proposed making a song, then wrote the song.
It’s a hideously ugly house. PERFECT for Carol Maxheimer Walsh! What gives, Slow Joe? It’s not like her ugly visage would drop the property value even more...
Not on does Joe masterfully employ the Digitech Jamman Looper during his performances, but he has recently added the BeatBuddy drum machine pedal to his arsenal of effects as well. Nigga is talented!
You really think an architect was used I craft this shitbox? This screams builders special, slapped
Up cheap and fast with as many gaudy guinea tack on as possible to entice the n rich like Anth, such as the off center unsized columns and the two story foyer for no reason, etc. also the turret to either provide
Overcompensation for penis envy or to provide
Anth a nice reminder of what he likes to shove up his ass in his downtime
Another issue with McMansions and mass is the use of too many voids. Some McMansions are so guilty of this they resemble swiss cheese in appearance. In the below example, the masses are so pockmarked with voids, they give the façade an overall appearance of emptiness.
I've heard of pets resembling their owners, but never houses.
Keith had his own room there. Probably had an office his own private place to take a shit. Anthony most likely would tell Joe to crash on the couch if he could himself home.
I'm sure Joe's happy enough residing in "The Compound East" with the Tall Man from Phantasm. If ignorance is bliss then retardation must be fucking heaven.
This dummy bought the worst lot in the area for this monstrosity. It is too big for the half lot, too tall to avoid seeing, hearing and smelling the parkway and the layout is just a big dumb block of a building so there are rooms in there with no windows. He really is a greasy dummy.
Also a 2 car garage, perfect for a motorcycle and a fiat. Not so great for mustangs and Escalades. Makes me think maybe he left joe in charge of construction.
He needed the balcony for marching back and forth in his uniforms back when he had guns. Good thing the neighbors are both close enough to see the cop cars when they show up.
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1 DumbCowJoe 2019-06-30
u/doxxer100 was 50% responsible for the creation of O&A after all. Seems like he should be due more money.
1 FezzyMarie 2019-06-30
He should at least drive something better then a Fiat for fucks sake. Those two cars are worth more than Joe's home.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-30
It’s a Gucci edition Fiat you libtard loser fuck face! Last time I checked Gucci was expensive and classy so get fucked (since you never do the fucking 😂😂😂😎) redditard loser! I win, you lose. 😎😎
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-06-30
Some would argue 100%. If he didn't bring that tape to Opie, none of this would have happened.
Which is sort of interesting, since in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1N5MC7oxSA Joe Cumia says Any brought up the song parody contest to Joe, proposed making a song, then wrote the song.
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-30
Well he doesn’t have to pay for it. Anthony does. That makes Anthony the dumb one
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-30
It’s a hideously ugly house. PERFECT for Carol Maxheimer Walsh! What gives, Slow Joe? It’s not like her ugly visage would drop the property value even more...
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-30
4 kids + Joseph + carol. How many bedrooms?
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-06-30
Keith The Cop is squandering Joe's birth right and he doesn't even know how to operate a Digitech looper pedal.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-30
Not on does Joe masterfully employ the Digitech Jamman Looper during his performances, but he has recently added the BeatBuddy drum machine pedal to his arsenal of effects as well. Nigga is talented!
1 tstein2398 2019-06-30
Operate isn't the word I'd use to describe Joe's usage of the DigiTech looper pedal. He does much more than that, he's a true artist. Just like Eric.
1 tjdon 2019-06-30
I wonder who wrote the Zillow description of this house.
1 GeMigMat 2019-06-30
Must be nice to have money...
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-06-30
$$$$
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-06-30
What time did you start drinking?
-probably right after you got up
1 bdrum_16 2019-06-30
It's so fucking ugly, hope the architect that made that hero'd to preserve his own dignity
1 Boxocox696969 2019-06-30
You really think an architect was used I craft this shitbox? This screams builders special, slapped Up cheap and fast with as many gaudy guinea tack on as possible to entice the n rich like Anth, such as the off center unsized columns and the two story foyer for no reason, etc. also the turret to either provide Overcompensation for penis envy or to provide Anth a nice reminder of what he likes to shove up his ass in his downtime
1 Jungies 2019-06-30
See how many McMansion traits you can identify in that photo.
1 TARE_ME 2019-06-30
I've heard of pets resembling their owners, but never houses.
1 perch97 2019-06-30
That entryway overtakes the entire house
1 rdoran93 2019-06-30
that shitty second floor balcony really pisses me off. it’s not even covered. what could you even do up there besides buy ipads for children
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-06-30
It’s so he can quickly access the siege defense tower / minaret he had installed.
1 lemskroob 2019-06-30
forget it being covered. who the fuck hangs out on a balcony/patio on the front of the house? Especially with a public street just yards away.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-06-30
Well if it was in the back it would face and be about 40 feet from one of the largest and Most traffic choked highways on Long Island
1 Attonitus1 2019-06-30
White trash.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-30
Keith had his own room there. Probably had an office his own private place to take a shit. Anthony most likely would tell Joe to crash on the couch if he could himself home.
1 Vawsh 2019-06-30
I'm sure Joe's happy enough residing in "The Compound East" with the Tall Man from Phantasm. If ignorance is bliss then retardation must be fucking heaven.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-06-30
Solid reference
1 lowend73 2019-06-30
House of Buggery
1 lemskroob 2019-06-30
nice 1/4 acre lot, stupid
1 GroovyBastard 2019-06-30
Turrets. What is it with the niggerrich always putting turretts on their homes?
1 tjdon 2019-06-30
This dummy bought the worst lot in the area for this monstrosity. It is too big for the half lot, too tall to avoid seeing, hearing and smelling the parkway and the layout is just a big dumb block of a building so there are rooms in there with no windows. He really is a greasy dummy.
1 tjdon 2019-06-30
Also a 2 car garage, perfect for a motorcycle and a fiat. Not so great for mustangs and Escalades. Makes me think maybe he left joe in charge of construction.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-30
Those garage openings really are thin. I wonder how many times this classless pedophile has cruised in drunk at 2 am and clipped his side mirrors.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-06-30
Why is the balcony at the front of the house?
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-30
Nice tiny garage doors, stupid.
1 tjdon 2019-06-30
He needed the balcony for marching back and forth in his uniforms back when he had guns. Good thing the neighbors are both close enough to see the cop cars when they show up.
1 Fugga6969 2019-06-30
Nevernana Ranch.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-06-30
A house is not a home unless you run the risk of someone driving their goddamned car directly into your living rooml.
1 Uncle_Brothaman 2019-06-30
When she's a squirter HOA pays for itself.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-30
To be fair Bro Joeh probably doesn't have a high interest million dollar loan destroying all equity in his home.