So both of his tribute bands have collapsed due to Joe's penchant for posting nigger on Facebook. A normal person with self-awareness and humility would take some stock of their life and recognize their mistakes.
Not Joe. He's playing Corporate [sic] and private gigs (which he wasn't before?), playing with better and diverse musicians, learning to play more covers, and has a rolodex of "very impressive clients". You see that redditards??? He lost the only two bands he ever mentions playing in, but he's better off!!! So much better that he will dole out advice: "A career in music needs to ve ever evolving /[sic]"!!!!
He is the only person in the history of earth who has ever made the distinction between tribute and cover bands. He really thinks it's a huge artistic/business decision to change from one to the other.
Idk if you've ever seen u2 live, but the edge always jokes with the audience about going to plastic bag conventions. Joes rendition of that is absolutely perfect.
This sub knows that Keith the Cop hired people to doctor the racist twitter posts and post them on imager...
Keith is ultimately responsible for the many cancelled gigs. He got the ball rolling and people on this sub picked it up, because they lost their respect for Joe.
Keith did all of this to backhandedly throw Joe off of taking over as CEO of Compound Media, his brother's formerly successful but badly run media empire.
It's part of his fake humility. Practically every boomer idiot that posts on social media is a narcissistic and self-aggrandizing shitheel, and they undercut it with hokey and fake wholesome humility. "I'm still tryna figgur it out!!" Are ya? Is that why you spend every waking hour backpatting yourself for how amazing and successful you are? Goddamn these people are useless.
I think it's a self-selection bias thing too, cause most people I know who are that age don't even post on Facebook, at all whatsoever and the ones who do are women. I think only the most homosexual of baby boomer men do shit like that
"An ever expanding and diverse repertoire" Write your own fucking songs you fucking cunt. Did he seriously just say that? diverse repertoire?! It's always PR with this fucking faggot. Nothing slips by his boomer friends without him putting his autistic spin on it
Who the fuck is hiring that waddling retard for a "corporate gig"? What kind of "corporation" wants to employ some goober who plays 45 year old classic rock tunes?
He's 60, what do we have left fellas? 3? 4 more years before this spaghetti bovine drops dead? We gotta start showing up these "gigs" and throwing cow hit on him
Thats a damn good bit. I can see it now with him sitting on a chair eyes closed deep singing and then some cow shit flys and hits him right in his brainless head.
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1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-30
Another example of this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/c75ij4/joe_cumia_philosophy_101_fail_at_something_then/
So both of his tribute bands have collapsed due to Joe's penchant for posting nigger on Facebook. A normal person with self-awareness and humility would take some stock of their life and recognize their mistakes.
Not Joe. He's playing Corporate [sic] and private gigs (which he wasn't before?), playing with better and diverse musicians, learning to play more covers, and has a rolodex of "very impressive clients". You see that redditards??? He lost the only two bands he ever mentions playing in, but he's better off!!! So much better that he will dole out advice: "A career in music needs to ve ever evolving /[sic]"!!!!
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-30
By "private gigs" he means playing his guitar in Ant's backyard annoying everybody at pathetic parties.
1 wbgreen 2019-06-30
By "Corporate gigs" he means busking outside a Citibank branch.
1 TheRealEl2 2019-06-30
I once saw something that makes me believe that the Cumias bank with Wells Fargo.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-30
Idiots
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-30
FULLY COMP'D
1 GinFoss 2019-06-30
laugh now, but if you saw those plastic bag convention paychecks you'd be doing private gigs in cosplay bands too
1 xterraroc 2019-06-30
You’d think he was in his 20’s not a senior citizen.
1 Broozie123 2019-06-30
I really hate how he tries to sound so eloquent when he writes these fucking dumb Facebook posts.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-06-30
I hate how he lays down these long rambling self indulgent posts, as if they were a press release anyone gave a shit about. Boring narcissist.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-30
Plethora of musicians = nobody can stand playing music with the fat retard so he constantly has to find new bandmates.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-06-30
He's still a teenager trying to get along with dads for whom it's hobby.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-30
Yeah I've got another thing going on at work this weekend
Yeah me too
You guys need to focus on THE BAND god damn it, I work too--work on our musical perfection! cashes Anthony paycheck
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-30
He is the only person in the history of earth who has ever made the distinction between tribute and cover bands. He really thinks it's a huge artistic/business decision to change from one to the other.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-30
Its half acting and half musicianship actually, negress!
1 Phkna1 2019-06-30
He has decided he can only handle half.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-30
what even was the scope of acting other than dressup
normally i pick the guitar like this
but the edge picks it like THIS
and it's exactly the same. sounds like a scene from spinal tap
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-06-30
The edge doesn't wear mall walker mom shoes and sons of anarchy vests?
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-06-30
Real U2 blows niggers, tributes, covers or whatever eat a pile of shit.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-30
Idk if you've ever seen u2 live, but the edge always jokes with the audience about going to plastic bag conventions. Joes rendition of that is absolutely perfect.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-30
This sub knows that Keith the Cop hired people to doctor the racist twitter posts and post them on imager...
Keith is ultimately responsible for the many cancelled gigs. He got the ball rolling and people on this sub picked it up, because they lost their respect for Joe.
Keith did all of this to backhandedly throw Joe off of taking over as CEO of Compound Media, his brother's formerly successful but badly run media empire.
1 JimNortonsHonesty 2019-06-30
"lost their respect for Joe"
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Who the fuck ever had any respect for that retard?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-30
people can't even remember anymore. keith has so thoroughly destroyed joe's reputation. sad!
1 Adamg20186 2019-06-30
When you’re working to figure it out at 60 that’s how you know you’re a winner. 😎
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-30
It's part of his fake humility. Practically every boomer idiot that posts on social media is a narcissistic and self-aggrandizing shitheel, and they undercut it with hokey and fake wholesome humility. "I'm still tryna figgur it out!!" Are ya? Is that why you spend every waking hour backpatting yourself for how amazing and successful you are? Goddamn these people are useless.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-30
I think it's a self-selection bias thing too, cause most people I know who are that age don't even post on Facebook, at all whatsoever and the ones who do are women. I think only the most homosexual of baby boomer men do shit like that
1 lowend73 2019-06-30
Sucko Pastorius
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-30
"An ever expanding and diverse repertoire" Write your own fucking songs you fucking cunt. Did he seriously just say that? diverse repertoire?! It's always PR with this fucking faggot. Nothing slips by his boomer friends without him putting his autistic spin on it
1 Synysterpillow 2019-06-30
I'm 60 and still trying to figure things out! Lol
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-30
Who the fuck is hiring that waddling retard for a "corporate gig"? What kind of "corporation" wants to employ some goober who plays 45 year old classic rock tunes?
1 Poo-U 2019-06-30
I’m guessing he means small businesses like jet ski dealerships and pool supply companies.
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-30
he's appearing at Ashley Schaeffer BMW
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-30
"And now let's give a big Novartis Pharmaceuticals welcome to Joe Cumia, who'll be performing a selection of old classic rock numbers!"
"LAYYY-LUH!"
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-30
I wish they’d force him to try and escape Schaeffer Plantation
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-06-30
Imagine what was going through the head of whoever posted the "shocked" emoji. Like they're amazed and consider this to be good advise.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-30
It was actually someone from the Big Apple Ranch, who thought it was a cock-sucking emoji.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-30
It was one of joeys 116 alts.
This is the first time I seen one of idiot Jovine post with out using his stupid little sun with glasses emoji
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-06-30
He's 60, what do we have left fellas? 3? 4 more years before this spaghetti bovine drops dead? We gotta start showing up these "gigs" and throwing cow hit on him
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-30
Thats a damn good bit. I can see it now with him sitting on a chair eyes closed deep singing and then some cow shit flys and hits him right in his brainless head.
1 lemskroob 2019-06-30
"career"
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-30
Imagine posting this publicly.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-30
Who fucking asked, Joe? Nobody.