He’s unemployed

He beat a lie detector test even though he stole from his job and defrauded customers.

That’s considered a win if your from Long Island

To this day, he is proud of stealing from people who gave him a job and then lying his way out of it. He considers this an accomplishment.

He's a retarded, fat faggot and his brother rapes children. His mother was a cheap whore and so is his sister. His father used to piss on his head in the shower. He smells like shit and his wife is an ugly hag that pisses the bed.

WRONG! Joe never married Carol. This is so that they can continue to collect checks from Carol's ex-husband because they are worthless layabouts leaches and Joe has zero shame. People always bring up the fact that Joe collects an allowance from his little brother, but they always forget that he also collects an allowance from his girlfriend's ex-husband.

Her ex-husband is dead and it's mentioned all the time STUPID.

They are still collecting checks somehow.

Yeah she collects from his estate.

Her kids get ssi until they finish college or turn 18. She may get his ss payments as long as she doesn’t remarry. The welfare system has a similar problem, marrying and taking responsibility for a family cuts off the free money.

Layabouts. ROFL.

NOT WIFE MATERIAL

Never listened to the podcast and barely know who any of these characters are but I visit this sub just for the hilarious nuggets of relentless violence like this one

He and his brother were forced to move out west with their father because they raped their sister

He's 5'11" and uses a DIGITECH Looper

Just like Eric!

What’s wrong with a looper?

There was a video on the old sub of him stealing poker chip from the pot.

There was video of him complaining for being on timeout at a casino poker tournament

Not surprising at all. When you get all of your income for free you begin to see it as Monopoly money.

Joe doesn't give a fuck about his family. Wouldn't visit his dying mother nor support his helpless little brother against financial predator Keith the Thief, who is robbing Compound Media blind.

He’s morbidly obese and offensively ugly.

Also has a burnt handbag lookin bitch for a “girlfriend.”

Neither of them are as hideous as Anthony

He's the ugliest man on Earth

He has an acute sense of smell and can detect odor up to six miles away

He hit his exwife with a frying pan

He may be built like Janice Soprano but he's like a mix of Vito and A.J, i.e. a closet fag who is also the archetypal spoilt douchebag eldest "Italian" son.

Stupid Joe's entitlement, warped sense of self-worth and infallibility and refusal to accept responsibility for anything are all the result of being treated like a little prince by his mother and all the other Oedipal Complex-encouraging wop cunts he calls relatives. Little did they know that their coddling and building him up would lead to him hating women (a predictable outcome) as well as being a total loser who's unable to function or compete in the real world. In his mother's case, her reward was total abandonment in her hour of need.

Hes gay and retarded. And a bum nigger

Not only does he drink child spit, but he rounds up male stray dogs and fucks them in the ass. I have seen the videos.

Whoa.

He didn't join the Army out of any feeling of patriotic duty, he joined to avoid the consequences of being a scumbag criminal.

/u/doxxer100 comment?

Joe hosted registered sex offender and convicted child-rapist Jeffrey Hollander in his home.

He knew about all the things Jeffrey Hollander has done and is convicted for yet still invites him into his house (we know tranthony got that shitty place for him) and records videos and pics of Jeffrey Hollander taking advantage of a handicapped boy with clinched fit and a mental illness.

Drives a faggy girls car and breaks road laws with young children in the back, all while taking selfies.

Joe Cumia, his gay little child grooming brother Anthony Cumia, and his 12year old raping best friend Jeffrey Hollander all jacked off to what joe calls "KP kiddie porn" together which he claims is not illegal.