I has the smallest pp of all time

0  2019-06-30 by timallenonacid

More she struggled the more I applied pressure to her esophagus, when her throat collapsed I panicked and ordered pizza. She’s still behind me on the table but she won’t get far on foot. ALL HAIL SATAN 👿🤘

4 comments

1  literalotherkin 2019-06-30

I like the old bit better.

1  deumae 2019-06-30

Please banish him and burn his name, the ashes sprinkled into muck.

1  Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-30

Aren’t you supposed to be the sewer troll living underneath Nanas house, Big A?

1  praise_st_mel 2019-06-30

Post feet.