I can never bring myself to read his long-winded retard essays. I always mean to but I get like 3 or 4 sentences in, roll my eyes and say fuck this. He's just so boring and retarded.
This sub, which has absolutely no effect on Anthony's life, is the constant opponent and is being battled everyday for another inconsequential outcome...
Yet the CEO of his poor brother's company who, on the one hand more than likely enriches himself fraudulently, on the other hand goads his brother into self-destructive behavior and won't provide with much needed guidance.
Joe as a Vietnam vet and father of four has proven that he is more than up for the task, but he doesn't care at all.
6 "small" meals a day? Dumb fuck. Fine if you're working out 5 days a week but something tells me that lazy cunt doesn't even walk anywhere. And wasn't one of his "small meals" like a egg, ham and mayo smoothie or something equally retarded? He can add effectively dieting to his laundry list of failures.
I’m 6’3 and I have never felt the need to insert that into anything ever(until now). This fat fuck is more defined by his horrible personality and disgusting body, not his just above average height. And joe it’s hilarious that you think you’re intimidating in the least. You went from being a scrawny fag your whole life and now your fat as fuck. You have literally the worst body type
Already slapping himself on the back for crossing the finish line when the race has scarcely begun. He is the exact type who will begin overindulging in garbage the moment he sees the bare minimum of results. Also, the Cumia definition of not drinking much at all is a Bud Light 12 pack per day.
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1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-30
I can never bring myself to read his long-winded retard essays. I always mean to but I get like 3 or 4 sentences in, roll my eyes and say fuck this. He's just so boring and retarded.
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-30
“Semen is low calorie Redditards!”
1 Mikekekeke 2019-06-30
"And if you eat enough, your stomach gets pumped and none of it counts!"
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-30
Joe is a 🌈 🐄
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-30
He picks the wrong battles...
This sub, which has absolutely no effect on Anthony's life, is the constant opponent and is being battled everyday for another inconsequential outcome...
Yet the CEO of his poor brother's company who, on the one hand more than likely enriches himself fraudulently, on the other hand goads his brother into self-destructive behavior and won't provide with much needed guidance.
Joe as a Vietnam vet and father of four has proven that he is more than up for the task, but he doesn't care at all.
1 feedfatrick 2019-06-30
6’1”
1 Dennyislife 2019-06-30
like a fucking single mom.
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Fucking hell. This is a 60 year old man.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-30
Look at those udders
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-30
You wanna suck 'em?
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-30
Do you?
1 Jungies 2019-06-30
Remember: this is the man who wants to fight random people from the sub, sight unseen.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-06-30
He just likes saying that. He really just wants to take them to Starbucks for a big tray of cookies
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-30
I thought we weren’t making posts about obese, doughy sci-fi “writers” here any more...
1 McGowan9 2019-06-30
6 "small" meals a day? Dumb fuck. Fine if you're working out 5 days a week but something tells me that lazy cunt doesn't even walk anywhere. And wasn't one of his "small meals" like a egg, ham and mayo smoothie or something equally retarded? He can add effectively dieting to his laundry list of failures.
1 suirogerg 2019-06-30
ah yes, the infamous “Green Eggs and Ham” meal
1 McGowan9 2019-06-30
I've never hated someone I've never met so much.
1 suirogerg 2019-06-30
Also, Joe looks particularly cow-like here
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-30
He’s so slovenly
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-30
ANYONE CAN DO IT
Apparently not, faggot
1 hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-06-30
I’m 6’3 and I have never felt the need to insert that into anything ever(until now). This fat fuck is more defined by his horrible personality and disgusting body, not his just above average height. And joe it’s hilarious that you think you’re intimidating in the least. You went from being a scrawny fag your whole life and now your fat as fuck. You have literally the worst body type
1 JansHammer 2019-06-30
when you're bald, unemployed, divorced and drive a gucci fiat it's the only thing he has.
1 this_light 2019-06-30
All those big turkey sandwiches and red Gatorade have taken their toll.....
1 donald_kingsley 2019-06-30
"Serving time in the military...makes you just a little more determined, focused and capable than the average non-vet"
Imagine the size he would have ballooned up to by now if he wasn't just that little more determined, focused and capable than everyone else!
1 jofreal 2019-06-30
Already slapping himself on the back for crossing the finish line when the race has scarcely begun. He is the exact type who will begin overindulging in garbage the moment he sees the bare minimum of results. Also, the Cumia definition of not drinking much at all is a Bud Light 12 pack per day.
1 Phkna1 2019-06-30
"Child spit burns calories!"