I thought this surely had something to do with Anth

Playing kiddies video games while his broody wife's eggs dry up. So much for the "precious Nagel seed," fat tard is definitely shooting blanks.

Can you imagine how many black guys that Erocks wife invites over for “personal training”?

No, nor do I want to.

Good egg. Don’t let Nana know you are an egg though

judging by the monologue of his Compound show, he seems to be living alone

Good. For her.

Link?

In all seriousness, he probably is infertile due to his horrendous diet. His diet is ultra high in (refined) carbs and sugar. He consumes heaps of vegetable oils and soy too and has close to no intake of fat-soluble vitamins. Believe it or not, his insides are in way worse shape than his exterior.

Wow you sure think about soy a lot.

it's all alcohol, the dude is an obvious drunk

takes one to know one, and believe me, i can see it in his eyes/face

he's a liquor hound and that will make you fat too

I cant stand Erock. Big dumb boring faggot.

Man I sure do love playing games I have to make myself.

How the fuck did they sell a sequel to this? What possibly could be new that couldn't be patched into the first?

Nintendrones are more retarded than Apple fans

It literally has 80+ pre-designed levels, larger than a normal campaign.

Enjoy skinner box 2019.

BING BING WAHOO WAHA YIPPEE

Only mature games for a mature gamer such as yourself

Oh good, 80+ levels of 80s gameplay. Nintendo hipster faggot.

Mega man, castlevania, Mario, sonic, contra, metal slug = 80s-90s trash

Loot box fort nite, skinner box WoW, looter shooter borderlands 3, DLC aids fest 2019 = quality current year games

Go fuck yourself. I'm mid 20s, played both and not a dinosaur, and new games for the most part suck shit. Give me a game with < 10 minutes of story filled with 99% action skilled based gaming over some bullshit Sony movie game that's >30% cutscenes and holds your hand the entire time with no challenge or some grindy looter shooter any day.

The game doesn't even look that much fun either. I just don't understand the massive hype that surrounds Mario games.

Presumably just nostalgia.

I am missing the stylus and gamepad.

Once I lost my virginity and had a girlfriend I put these toys away. His wife must hate him so much.

I was just thinking there's no way they're still married.

Nintendo: here's a game you have to make yourself. Manchild faggot: here's 60 bucks

The kind of people that play this are the kind of people that complain about a video game character's tits being too big.

Age.

In reference to the title of your post.

"I love Super Mario, that game is my favorite thing ever"

-me when I was 7 years old

From the title, I thought this was a thread about 🐜