Fail at becoming a musician: play other people's songs and make it sound like bands that play original music are all losers who make no money

Fail at being a man: have low testosterone. Cut a video making it look like cool people need to inject testosterone just to be a man.

Fail at being an entertainer: latch onto your brother and wildly peacock with your $60k/year allowance.

Fail as a dad: invent other kids and pretend that you're their father as well (a father of four?)

These are just a couple of examples.