he's definitely a little porker.

Fez is less gay and has a much greater chance of entering god’s kingdom.

Fez has never openly touched another's cock with any part of his body.

Jim Norton has. Repeatedly...

So how is Fezzy the big gay faggot again?

Here, here.

remember that time he was cruising for trannys, "just looking" wink wink gave one a ride home, banged her in the ass before discovering it had balls?

Thanks for the clarification

When “respectable” fags come out, they open the door for a short while and then close it again and go about their merry gay way. Norton is a confused, faggoty poser who thinks banging other men in their ass makes him interesting. Trannies and alcohol are Norton’s means to capture interest. He did the same with scat and piss. Jim you’re a 50 year old man, how’s about you learn some interesting skills or something. No one cares about how “offensive” you are anymore.

For a second, I literally thought you meant they blew jizz up his ass; much like one would blow up a balloon.

I’ve now grown fond of the idea

Had had had

Which makes it all the more confusing as to why he would deny it later in the game.