Drank too much vodka. Vomited twice. Now i have a headache and my stomach feels like shit.
0 2019-06-29 by Obscurella
Any of you faggots know something that could make me feel better? I can't even sleep.
0 2019-06-29 by Obscurella
Any of you faggots know something that could make me feel better? I can't even sleep.
27 comments
1 randomusername8360 2019-06-29
Keep drinking. You will eventually sleep.
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-06-29
Would you say your stomach "completely twisted on itself" à la Ruth Banks of the world-famous Comedy Arena in McKinney, Texas?
1 dean_clean_machine 2019-06-29
A gun
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-06-29
Eggs and bacon on toast. Gatorade and more vodka
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-29
It better be Red Gatorade.
1 Popblawo 2019-06-29
Red gives me heart burn
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-29
Orange is the definitive gatorade
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-29
Not when you get comp'd like bovine Joe.
1 literalotherkin 2019-06-29
Drink more. Not even joking. Obviously long term don't but some alcohol will normalize you now.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-29
not completeley wrong: your liver will need to process the fresh alcohol 1st, making you feel ok... it'll just process the backlog of toxins later
1 literalotherkin 2019-06-29
Exactly. As long as you just have a few belts at that stage you can struggle through. There's a reason the hair of the dog is a thing.
1 djblaze666 2019-06-29
Vicodin, Gatorade & jerk off a bunch
1 JansHammer 2019-06-29
gatorade and some alka seltzer.
1 MrMaloonigansBacon 2019-06-29
Get a jug of pedialyte and drink the whole thing. Take 3 aspirin and then hang yourself where your family will find your stupid, hungover, bloated corpse. Stop drinking vodka unless it’s mixed with bleach, you fucking prick.
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1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-29
I've heard heroin, but I wouldn't advise it.
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-06-29
Monster rehab iced tea. Works great for me every morning before work. Downside is you're going to have to shit instantly.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-06-29
Rockstar Recovery is a good non-carbonated equivalent, and Pure Zero has a shitload of helpful caffeine.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-06-29
All those vitamins
1 RtardedPelican 2019-06-29
8 ball
1 CasinoIndian 2019-06-29
Jack Daniels too harsh, baby boy?
1 Fezzytrucker 2019-06-29
Marijuana
1 Popblawo 2019-06-29
Switch to a nice smooth Canadian whiskey
1 lowend73 2019-06-29
When was the last time you ate? Drinking on an empty stomach is a bad idea. especially that swill you drink. Lay off the Popoff, be a man and drink Jameson
1 tjdon 2019-06-29
Pickle juice
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-29
That's legitimately the best thing