He's been here for years

Jerkin' in front of peers and putting bitches in fear

Making the cum rain down like a monsoon.....

I was literally about to write this verbatim except for the last cum rain part.

Just so you guys know, I’m as funny as he is.

I was gonna make fun of him but you beat me to it I just wanted everyone to know.

I was about to fuck Milla Jovovich but I'm 6'0.

Me too! I'm 6'1 but she didn't like that all my guitars were manufactured in North America.

AM feeling sad today, Hope you are not friend, all the best

Look at that ginger pud go boom

Explosions! Full of semen

Makin' all the beefers in the room start steamin'

I wonder how many times Jimmy has edged to the thought of Louis jacking off in front of Sarah Silverman.

He probably creeped in a closet or something while Louie jerked his little pud in front of Pamela Adlon on the set of Lucky Louie.

Pamela seems like she'd be a good sport for that.

I'd love to test my hypothesis.

I'd still be down to disappoint her sexually but especially back in the lucky Louie days.

Given the nature of the case, would calling it a "Cumback" be better?