Imagine being 50% responsible for a multi-million dollar empire and being happy to receive a meagre allowance of $60K per year

62  2019-06-29 by DumbCowJoe

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u/doxxer100 He's making a fuck outta you Joe. Get what's rightfully yours.

Yea, get your piece of the salt lick Joe.

You gonna take that /u/doxxer100? What are you a homo? Ohhhhhh!

Only a dumb boomer cow šŸ® would hand over half of their media empire to a crooked cop! Great point. Once again, Joe proves himself to be a little beta man. Sad!

Imagine thinking that $60k a year is somehow equivalent to winning the lottery.

They have lottery games that you can get a grand a week for life.

Yes, those are for poor people and colloquially known as ā€œscratchiesā€.

It certainly isn't "quit your job" money. But it would probably make working at Panera more bearable, which makes every sandwich more delicious!

It is when you're a lazy nigger.

60k x 20 years

If he invested just some of that money slowly over time he wouldnt have to go busking by foodtrucks

not really a sound business mind, is it?

I think you might be wrong. According to Joe, the 3 years of paid summer camp he did in the 1980s (in lieu of going to jail) left him with a blueprint for total self discipline that has carried him through life and given him the focus and determination that made him the success he is today.

Keith laughs at that retarded pussy all day every day. Laughs all the way to the bank.

Whatā€™s the NPV of a $60k annuity, not all that much

I got a chuckle imagining Slow Joeā€™s bovine face reading this and thinking:

ā€œDuuuuhhhhh so so so so so....just because I donā€™t know what NPV stands for or an annuity is, my family of FOUR should suffer, LIBTARD? MOOOOOOOO!ā€ šŸ®

Anthony won - rather than give his brother half of everything, it works out to be about 1 mill out of the several he made in his heyday

(i used roughly 2% as avg inflation in last ten years and 25 as Joes expected life span since his brother started paying him in the mid 2000s) https://i.imgur.com/2iYC4DR.jpg

2% is much too low to use for that calculation, even 5% is pretty conservative, so itā€™s more like $800k

he really hit the lottery

Especially with the price appreciation on Long Island

I imagine that's what it feels like to be a little faggot in a grown man's game.

/u/doxxer100

Joe, for real though, it must bother you that Keith is taking advantage of Ant. You can't be that retarded?

it's more like 75% responsible, all anthony did was come up with the words

Being a well disciplined ARMY AIRBORNE VET youā€™d think he would have more say in this rather than those PEANUTS he gets.

This sub would respect him if he had the guts to stand up to the crooked cop and thief... But does he?

Joe should take his gun and force Anthony to give him more money

do it Joe!