Fat Fuck Fred can't sweep chimneys anymore. Didn't you hear? An ingrown hair in his disgusting bacteria filled armpit got infected and it almost killed him.

A common affliction among triathletes like Fred.

He's a Jew from Brooklyn who thinks he's "Hyman Roth" because he's been sucking on an "Italian American" radio show host's nutsack for over a decade.

I believe you mean triglycerides

Fat, bald, and so devoted to sucking Nana’s withered cock he stole the two-shirts approach.

Is everyone on Long Island this fucking disgusting?

Do you even need to ask that?

Nice eye-sockets, stupid.

That made me laugh way more than it should have.

He has swept his last chimney

Are they smiling or smelling farts?

Why is he wearing Anth's chinaman glasses?

His fat face is collapsing under its own weight

Nigga can't even keep his eyes open.

Gord prease.

When you wear a necklace outside your shirt you're a fucking dipshit

This is what a gangster looks like, asshole

I think my wigger friend in middle school had the same one.

He looks like a racist 1940s Warner Brothers cartoon

Butthole eyes

Never saw a Chinese Jew before

I should get a job as a bag boy in LI so I can fuck his wife.

How do you balance on a ladder with no big toes?

Stephen Pearcy from Ratt looking great

Why does everyone in this crew dress like they're 14?

Dress as your preferred age group.

Why can’t they let five minutes go by without posting selfies of their who gives a shit activities across multiple platforms?

He sweeps Ant's chimney (asshole)

If Joe Cumia was a Jap

Amounts of children raped as of June 29th: 41

The absolute worst aspect of O&A was the “nicknamed superfan caller” clique. Worse than Jimmy’s sex talk, worse than Opie’s autism, worse than Ant’s Trayvon rants.

Steven S, Patti, Lady Trucker, Snowy, Fred. They should all be violently murdered.