Even the thumb less animal is higher in the pecking order than tranth

God willing in less than a few years Bevis will be gnawing at his corpse while big a, bobo and the rest of the retard crew strip the copper from his mcmansion

This sentence is a work of art

and all the while a certain ex-cop smashes thousands of cheap coffee mugs in fury after learning that a last-minute change of will had bequeefed nana's holdings 50/50 between his cat and his ex-cohost/ex-lover "the worm"

Beavis eating his face will actually make him look better

You can just imagine him saying "frightening" in one of those goofy fucking exaggerated voices he'd use on the radio

Good thing for Beavis the timid manlet can't legally own guns anymore.

I still don't believe Beavis is alive. There's been no affirmative proof in 2019

Cats that do that either a) aren't getting enough attention or b) hate you.