Joe legitimately thinks he'll be buried with full military honors and his obituary will mention that he voted for trump

27  2019-06-28 by ants_ccw_permit

In reality his pallbearers will be dancing the dollar wine while Layla plays pregnant elsa' gets dental surgery

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He should be buried next to Patton or Audie Murphy for the sacrifices he made. The made in China American flag he selflessly put himself in harm's way for is proof of that

Wasn't Joe dishonorably discharged? The disqualify any military funeral.

I don't think he was. He wouldn't be allowed to vote, if so.

NY state allows felons to vote, just not while they are incarcerated, on probation or parole.

Well what do I know?

If he had a DD he would have most likely been given actual prison time because that's pretty much a felony and can only be given at a court martial.

He could, however, have gotten a General (Other than Honorable conditions) which is not judicial and is generally given to fuckups who can't follow orders.

we should create a joe cumia funeral fund & have him dumped into the long island sound off a garbage barge

Burned in a rubbish bin

His online “death guest book” or whatever the fuck is gonna be littered with racial slurs and reminders of what a deadbeat piece of shit he was...I can’t wait.

His freshly carbonated body resulting from a booze fueled high speed car crash started by the kidnapping of a young boy in a playfield will be thrown in a ditch on a potato field by a couple of SAMCRO gear wearing faggots in assless chaps straight out of the big apple ranch. Homo.