Joe legitimately thinks he'll be buried with full military honors and his obituary will mention that he voted for trump
27 2019-06-28 by ants_ccw_permit
In reality his pallbearers will be dancing the dollar wine while Layla plays pregnant elsa' gets dental surgery
10 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-06-28
He should be buried next to Patton or Audie Murphy for the sacrifices he made. The made in China American flag he selflessly put himself in harm's way for is proof of that
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-06-28
Wasn't Joe dishonorably discharged? The disqualify any military funeral.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-06-28
I don't think he was. He wouldn't be allowed to vote, if so.
1 Poo-U 2019-06-28
NY state allows felons to vote, just not while they are incarcerated, on probation or parole.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-06-28
Well what do I know?
1 GinFoss 2019-06-28
If he had a DD he would have most likely been given actual prison time because that's pretty much a felony and can only be given at a court martial.
He could, however, have gotten a General (Other than Honorable conditions) which is not judicial and is generally given to fuckups who can't follow orders.
1 rdoran93 2019-06-28
we should create a joe cumia funeral fund & have him dumped into the long island sound off a garbage barge
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-06-28
Burned in a rubbish bin
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-06-28
His online “death guest book” or whatever the fuck is gonna be littered with racial slurs and reminders of what a deadbeat piece of shit he was...I can’t wait.
1 spacesheriffgavan 2019-06-28
His freshly carbonated body resulting from a booze fueled high speed car crash started by the kidnapping of a young boy in a playfield will be thrown in a ditch on a potato field by a couple of SAMCRO gear wearing faggots in assless chaps straight out of the big apple ranch. Homo.